I went outside to enjoy the nice day and a bird pooped on my face. It got between my face and my glasses and landed on my cheek and now I need to rip my own face off

Also its other suggestions were the standard things I was trying to get away from, spaghetti, meatloaf, tacos...

I tried years ago using it for meal planning and it was the worst! We dont eat seafood and the first menu had salmon ok my bad I wasn't specific. So I asked again and said no seafood, it gave me scallops. Tried again saying I was allergic to seafood it gave me shrimp and mussels.

Those are the beat meals honestly

If you can get a recipe out of her I would appreciate it, that looks so good.

Haha 15 and advanced in math. He is in honors geometry, I failed regular geometry twice.

My son is meeting with a math tutor right now and i swear it's like when I accidentally turn the TV on a spanish station. I can understand some of the words but I am so lost

Should be a milestone in the baby books because its just such a good one.

Good.

Lol no this was ... relatable to say the least. Minus the vomiting which , thank goodness because yeah thats terrifying.

Iv benadryl is crazy shit. They gave that to me a couple times when I had my infusions and it was one of those things where I thought "its a really good thing I dont have easy access to this"

Did you see the hat man? Thats what happens when I take too many ... or what my husband calls too many and I call the correct amount

I kind of love it but why does wvery single room have different flooring?!

Im so glad to hear, Ive been genuinely worried.

BABY EST!!!

Those are the exact things I was using the show less button for. Felt like the more I used it the more those popped up. I'll keep using it though, wish me luck

Unfortunately I've used it a lot for other things flooding my feed and it seems to make no difference

Ive got scones with homemade clotted cream and store bought jam but its the good stuff with the gingham top

An orange and white dog covered in green and orange blankets and atop a pile of pillows

I spent all last night with this guys elbow in my ribs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.

I sleep like this and then wonder why my back hurts so much.

Lovely to meet you, his name is Mars. They were the first cd I ever owned and though I never got to see them in person sometimes I just put the vinyl on and lay on the floor until it ends

Mine too!! I also recently discovered thay at some point in the last few years I bought the exact same cd again because my first one was so worn out.

And i generally dont fight people who compliment my sweet boy so we will let this pass and maybe find common ground on other beach boys songs.

I dont know you but I think i have to fight you now.

A small orange and white heeler with large ears looking ovwr the arm of an office chair, there is a cement truck toy in the background which is mine, it does not belong to a child.

My son says Mars is also 10% elephant.

Shes so tiny!!!! My heeler is full grown at 25 lbs but is part basenji, my last one was a heeler pit mix so I've never had a "normal" size one. But they are all perfect the most perfect dog out there.

I would like to see the puppy

I wish him Legos to step on and perpetually damp socks

Much prefer the real you. Bet this fake guy wears boring sport coats.

I have had this a lot lately too and im so sorry this somehow went viral its a valid thing to be upset about. Ive had similar floods of unwanted content which I wont name here for fear of summoning it and no amount of block, mute, or see less, seems to work!