Good day to bust this one out.

Congratulations to JD Vance & the International Council of Nationalists for helping cost Orban the election & providing a road map for defeating our fascists at home.

If a Dem nominee won’t clean house & punish the monsters administrating concentration camps on American soil, they’re a collaborator

The current situation does kind of disprove the idea that the oil companies control the government, because I bet they're pretty mad about all this.

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

I want all of this to break Trump’s will to live.

In case you were wondering

Regret to inform everyone that Peter Magyar beat the world’s smartest illiberal populist in large measure by working incredibly hard for 2 straight years, meaning the rest of us are just going to have to get off our asses and do shit rather than just complaining.

hey, remember Toronto's Crack Mayor, Rob Ford? It was a similar open secret that he was a cocaine fiend for *years* before the news ever came out. You can't just report "yeah everybody knows he does coke." You need someone willing to go on record: he does coke, I've seen him do coke, etc.

a muppet with red hair is sitting in front of a curtain Alt: a Muppet with red hair is sitting in front of a curtain and is suddenly crushed by a piano

"i'm just asking questions about the timing of the reporting on the alleg—"

A graph showing Github outages since Microsoft purchased them

A picture is worth 99.9 words.

How's that @github.com migration from bare metal to Azure going?

via Alex on Mastodon techhub.social/@ironicbadge...

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

my flight this morning is on a 737-700 that i swear rolled right off of the assembly line in 1999. we’re rocking with old school screens, remotes and directtv

Vance’s actual position on the war is clear: Whatever helps me become president is what I believe in.

I don't think Trump and Vance understand the European interpretation of being involved in other countries' elections.

It's not just frowned upon; this is like double middle fingers level stuff.

Campaigning on behalf of Orban basically destroyed his chances.

A tweet quoting JD Vance saying he finds it ironic to be accused of foreign influence after campaigning for Viktor Orbán, with a Fox News screenshot of Vance speaking at an event in Hungary. Below it is a smaller embedded tweet noting Vance stumping for Orbán at a political rally.

You're a foreign official campaigning in a foreign election for one preferred side, JD. Think about it. Take all the time you need.

I think these talks are a sham and Trump just wants time to restock weapons. There's no way either side is going to budge.

Hey @boiler40.bsky.social you wanna reintroduce this Messerschmitt to the American street? Seems a car built for our economic times.

i think vance’s great asset is that the press likes him and sees him as one of their own

I wonder what we’d be bitching about
if Kamala Harris had won.

My guess is either daylight savings time
or the name of the San Diego zoo‘s new panda.

don’t forget that wilson thinks black people should be enslaved!

Calling Festus a "Republican stronghold" fails to transmit the strength of the GOP's grip in that part of MO. It's a mix of rural folks with folks from St. Louis whose racism is surreally extreme.

I'm an older white guy. I would feel uncomfortable & a bit unsafe in the Festus Walmart.

In his petition to Dr. Bhattacharya, Mr. Siri similarly argued that vaccines that blunt illness but do not prevent infection or transmission do not have an impact more broadly on the population, so individuals should be free to choose for themselves whether they wish to be immunized. He included in this category vaccines against polio, tetanus and human papillomavirus or HPV.

I'd like to take a second to explain all the ways that this comment is disqualifying as a marker of legitimate expertise in vaccination. 🧵

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Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

What Piker offers is the most corrosive force on the left; a politics built on contempt and sneering.

Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

So, Making God is the most accurate thing I’ve ever written

Pic of a shiny green bee with black wings on a flower, getting covered in heavy golden pollen

Fancy word of the day: pollenkitt

An oily, waxy, sticky goo that plants that are pollinated by insects, bats, & birds put on top of their pollen

so that it
-sticks to pollinators
-doesn't blow away in the wind (hypoallergenic!!)
-has extra tasty calories for the pollinators maybe

Mountains in the distance under a bright blue sky

Cannot complain about the view, though