For the city that's always pushing forward.

Forever Kansas City,
Forever #FountainsUp

I wish we electrified all our traitors after January 6th

I’m being very gracious using “lady”

I got a hunch that the recently fired lady AG will be replaced with an unqualified white male
#FDT

Ronald Reagan and Jeffery Epstein are the sources for pretty much all the problems America is currently facing.

“Yeah!”

Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?”

PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”

Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”

PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”

It sounds like she’s another one in this administration that needs a daily reminder of their job responsibilities. If she can’t speak on behalf of the president, then why is she there?

I condemn her existence

New slogan for pbs/npr “We may not be your cup of tea and that’s fine. But when you’re ready to grow up, we’ll be here!”

Ope, Barron magically has genetic bone spurs now

Again, I will be strongly engaged in the primary process for the Democratic Party's nominee for President in 2028.
But I will support whoever wins, even if it's not my preferred candidate.
The stakes are too high to be selfish.

Just say no to republicans

Pharaoh Ned the Sexy

I think the same thing driving through central New York

Early on, the CEO is “the best person at the company” at some things. Often sales (passion + knowledge) or product vision.

But by 100 people, if the CEO is “better than everyone” at 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, the CEO has hired poorly, and the company is suffering.

Tough transition.

Game advertiser: “Our game is super WOKE and we don’t care what you think, the game was probably too hard for you anyway!” 🤷‍♂️

Them: “No game is too hard for me!”

Game advertiser: 🤑

It’s probably Tiffany, but Barron is about to take over

Hey Black folks that make ice cream: let me give you a coupon code for my ice cream recipes! Message me! Happy Black History Month! ❤️

If this isn’t you, please share and repost so it can find the folks it’s meant for! Thanks!

Parody image from the Disney Channel show “That’s So Raven” but it’s a bust of Ronald Reagan and the show is called “that’s so reagan”

Correct

Stupidest AG in history

I doubt they broke 15k

Kinda bold of her to assume she’ll be safer back in society than in jail.

It’s odd that the religious right is so upset about a halftime show that celebrated marriage, love, community, small business, hard work, and family. 🤔

Someone wrote the lyrics to Tyler Childers' song Long Violent History in chalk on my campus.

"It's the worst that it's been since the last time it happened
It's happening again right in front of our eyes
There's updated footage, wild speculation
Tall tales and hearsay and absolute lies"

My law firm intervened in every case DOJ has filed to gain access to states' sensitive voting data. So far we have won several and lost none. But this is going to be a long fight for free and fair elections.

Me thinks the Mona Lisa was redacted because the AI bot doing the redactions thought it was trump in drag 🤷‍♂️
#FDT

This is his way of saying, “I don’t donate to charity because I don’t want to make them unhappy, I’m the good guy here!”