Every Vampire Girlfriend needs her Werewolf partner and oh boy did I hit the jackpot!

“Being gay is not hard. Straight people make being gay hard”.
@trixiemattel.bsky.social stays on it

i want to be a killjoy: we need to make it socially unacceptable to ask chatgpt anything

I hope Vance believes he killed the pope and is haunted by it for eternity.

Might fuck around and become an instrument repair tech.

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Hello I am v drunk and I love love especially queer love

Low-key didn’t believe my dentist when she said I was grinding my teeth until I woke up in the middle of the night literally chewing on my mouth guard 🥴

Ref: Alfons Mucha "Été" Character Charlotte: different colored eyes (one right red, left pink), black hair with gray hidden coloring. She is wearing a white dress. The background is in red tones with elements of roses and a frame.

oc | Charlotte

Vampire Love 🍒🩸

Once I defeat my seven evil mental illnesses it’s over for you bitches

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How it feels to have the heart of a lover back and friends to share it with

Blood today 🐺
I hope those who are able to see it enjoy the view! (It's sadly already morning here when it happens)

Why am I the only one from college who knows how to plan a trip in a timely matter?

hey, don't cry. imagine your OC bouncing on it, okay?

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I turned 28 and now I like black coffee so I must have a personality crisis on my day off

The only balm for a cruel world is a tender heart that only you possess.

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Getting my ears pierced like

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I’m back in my baking era. Making things from scratch and consuming every piece of media Claire Saffitz has ever produced. Sharing my love for people via treats! Life feels joyful again!!!

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Did not yell at that annoying coworker today but I did ram my head into a coat rack while talking about Pedro Pascal so you know, a mixed bag so far.

My PowerPoint on moshing to instrumental music was actually a hit 😭😭😭😭😭

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Putting poison in my love’s drink then drinking it all because I would do anything to protect her.

Okay we’re two stepping and skanking to Flute Juice, Hinging to Augurs of Spring, and opening the circle pit to Mars, the Bringer of War. What are we Wall of Death-big to???

♥️ What if we were Manta Rays in love? ♥️

I’ll open the circle pit to Baise’s Flute Juice, idgaf. I’ll do it right here in this Starbucks.

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My mom just read me for filth and like it was out of love and needed to be said but I am GOOPED

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

Took a moment to count how many artists i’ve seen this year via my side gig, it’s 106. I saw 106 individual artists this year and I am full of the warm fuzzies of gratitude. Took a risk by moving which I would say hasn’t fully paid off yet but I am VERY happy with the success I do have.

Up early for my early shift just pondering, sitting with my melancholy, listening to Hozier, just girly things.

The hottest, chichest thing you can do is to go analog. Meet up with friends in person, read print media, write letters by hand, meet lovers in the wild instead of on apps, read book and tune into radio shows, turn off your location, surrender yourself to radical presence of your body.