omg congrats this looks so cute!

PLSSS

slay alexandra burke otherwise it’s these 2 and idk the rest TBH

not the abysmal max balegde and the abysmal kay burley in the same celebrity apprentice,…. SKIP

rupert lowe’s drag race

i will never afford a house now this 80p 🥑 has squandered the lot

just remembered avocado toasts exists

omg bluesky is working again. what horrifying new string of words will my eyes perceive next?

he has two moods,… sleep. or show me his favourite rat toy 🥺

it’s so funny when a politician suggests hmm we should improve society somewhat and the media responds “what are u some kind of hippy FREAK????”

results like this really do make authoritarian populism feel more beatable and less inevitable

kinda obsessed w those kilbasa polish sausages atm

omg orbán has conceded we’re so back

havering green party it’s your turn!

interesting to see hackney greens talking about housing supply in their manifesto actually!

it’s one of my few qualms with them that they have been known to succumb to NIMBYism, be good to see this go further nationally
www.hackneygreens.org.uk/manifesto

(IVE JUST MOVED I WAS OBVIOUSLY REGISTERED BEFORE)

just registered to vote at @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social flat birthday party

i think the tube senses fear when ur in a rush. can u stop stopping pls goooo😭

where!

THATS SCOTTISH LIZ YOU’VE FALLEN FOR THE AI

this is scottish liz not kent (margate) liz. don’t trust ai kids !

i know there are more important topics right now but why did liz drop out of this specific episode of four in a bed

fell straight asleep b4 midnight then woke up and have been up since 2:30 what level of sleep pattern is this

the fact lord sugar just tweets like this is hilarious to me

the head is a little bit sore divas but a successful bank holiday sunday after i was going to just chill at home tehee

it’s khia asylum in here

he has work to do dog-sitting! chopchop x

!!!!!!

ok this is actually really hot