Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over and over and over again at work.
"There really is no need to touch literally everybody you walk by when you head out to the bathroom."
I'm allergic to cinnamon, so I completely agree with you.
Saw it recently in Oakland - and it is absolutely breathtaking. I felt so seen! It deserves awards, for sure.
Shakey shakey
Being talked at for Professional Development as a teacher. They keep telling us to use AI, that it'll make things easier. How long until the inevitable drought gets blamed on everything but this?
Hey guys, you said in the most recent Dear H&J that you think of Beef Day as a failure. I wanted to let you know that for the last year, inspired by you two, I vastly reduced my beef intake. It's actually been so easy and has had a positive effect on my life. thanks, Greens! @hankgreen.bsky.social
I am excited to show my Astronomy students when the school year starts back up!
... Ours
Preparing for the first day of school already even though school got out last week. Thanks for the inspiration, @samreich.bsky.social @gamechangershow.bsky.social
Attended one here in California - they were all so packed. It's good to feel less lonely.
Kegs stacked in a restaurant with spray painted stencil logos. Keg on left is labeled "FROG". Keg on right is labeled "DNA". Added text overlay states: "Welcome... To Jurassic Park"
Jones sitting on a rainbow stool at a protest with a sign that says: when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty
Jones sitting on a rainbow stool with a sign that says Make Some Noise for democracy
I do love #inkbox tattoos. I get a half dozen of the same little dragonfly and put a new one on every week so it's in a different spot every time. Looks like it moves on its own over time.
Screenshot of a Kindle screen. Text reads: Thanks for your order! This book will be automatically delivered to your Kindle on January 1, 1970.
Methinks Kindle has invented time travel...? #kindle #glitch
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
We're here because #p4a2025
@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social, saw you playing this earlier today. I took a different approach. #agameaboutdiggingahole
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
I got out! Thanks @jamesonite.bsky.social
Stuck in the bathroom at work after school. Yay.
@philplait.bsky.social @effinbirds.com
Top image is a post from Phil Plait with the caption: A sparrow and a junco are enjoying our lovely snow fall this morning. Image shows the two birds huddled on a railing covered in snow. Bottom image is a post from Effin' Birds and has the exact kind of bird (sparrow) in the top image in the same pose with the caption: once a d*mb *ss m*therf*cker, always a d*mb *ss m*therf*cker.
Hey, nice juxtaposition of posts:
IBS: its only "comfort food" on the way in
A painting of a bird next to the words"I find it difficult to concentrate while being bombarded with bullshit"
Oh thank goodness, it's about time!
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
Just had a 12-hour workday. Yay, teaching. BUT: It was a really fun Open House and a ton of future students stopped by to play with the stream table and look at the cool crystals I had out. Also, John @neopifex.bsky.social manned the telescope, showing people Jupiter and its moons. So. Tired. But 👍
*gestures broadly* AAAaahhhhhhh!
a tweet from 2013 that says “why don’t you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.”
nearly twelve years ago, I tweeted “wook it up on googoo.” I no longer hold these beliefs. now I implore us all instead to go outside, finding the nearest vista. get on the ground, feeling the earth’s support, and take a vow to no longer seek answers. as answers can only be evident within siwence
