There are two types of men, the ones that piss on the seat and just walk out.
And the ones that walk in see the piss on the seat, lift the seat, piss and then clean off the previous piss because that’s embarrassing as fuck.
No… because it’s a cruise
Truly hope every analyst is able to remove Skubal’s sword from their throats (we get it he is legit, but maybe recall who the #2 seed is?). Watching the RFer just abandon making a play on Polanco’s hit was euphoric. Go M’s.
Jaxson Dart 😮💨
Time to give up on god my guys
Me: I just want to live.
The US government: We hate you. Fuck your race, fuck your gender, fuck your sexuality, and we're taking your money.
Second one should’ve been a score, too low
This new season script, Goodell is Martin Scorsese 👨🏻🍳🤌🏼💋
Geno executing in the redzone is gonna break my heart. Miss him already.
To be fair Mike has always pledged capitalism, land lordship and money. This feels not surprising. Get your money and fuck up billionaires, not too much math
Red zone execution is my love language
“Activation”
I just wanna be in the splash zone when we stop fighting each other and start fighting billionaires
Sonics should get our banner back
Look inside yourself Mina, you are what the NFL could be
South sider get those cubs outta here
I simply cannot believe most of these people have “never” heard these songs before.
Introducing: white wine and music
A perfect summation of the boomer mindset fear everything you don’t know alienate everything that is actually healthy for growth and national progress.
i.e. stepmoms need to have concealed carry in the safest stupid little suburb in the PNW , “for protection”
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
Yeah just ya know, a helpful bit of insight about a drug that cures baldness and a lack of suicidal tendencies!
That shit literally made me want to do a suicide. Highly recommend not doing it.
Who?
You’re telling me there are 1,360 more days of this shit? We are so absolutely fucked.
I work at a restaurant for amazing owners with amazing staff I’m extremely proud of. A posh publication called us one of the best new restaurants in the world. Today, a guest told us, it was ok, there was nothing more we could do, just expected more from one of the best in the world…
Mandatory empathy tests for all public service workers and politicians? How crazy would that be?
It’s gonna be so crazy when the documentary ‘The Conclave’ plays out in real life. I’m very excited for a hermaphroditic Pope to really rattle the Christian right.
Why do lawyers get the coolest alternate titles? Esq. is way too hard, Litty-Gator, so bad ass.
Bruh, if you smoked weed in the early aughts… Fast and Furious 1/2, Half Baked, How High, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers. I can’t be alone.
Bruh 🤣
Make it real