For years, "future endeavored" was wrestling slang for a guy who got fired, and I'm seeing that here

One of the most nutso details in this piece is that top Dems, including Schumer, did not like Lina Khan and refused meetings with her

Appointing Khan was one of the best things Biden did and Hill leadership was too stubborn to see that

Also Tolentino should chin up, the Louve was just robbed by guys with the entire strategy of "use a cherry picker"

The idea of Werner Herzog knowing about Atsushi Onita...

Instead of "Michael," I want to see a Lisa Marie Presley biopic. The first act covers her childhood with and without Elvis. Second act covers her marriage to Michael Jackson. Third act covers her whirlwind marriage to Nicolas Cage, who plays himself.

There’s a kind of guy who loves the idea that ordinary conservatives actually care about “fighting billionaires” and I think it’s laughable. They keep voting to make your life worse because their politics are that they don’t like you, not because they’re under the spell of a trickster political god.

ehhhhh maybe a few pockets of Instagram

I've seen the same people who say that also say "the Epstein files prove pizzagate was real" (it doesn't)

Especially since the only strongly held view Matty seems to have is "trans people can be thrown under the bus"

Imagine being so old and in such bad shape that the Hill Democrats *actually do something about it*

(2029)
GOP: noooo you can't send the DOJ and IRS after our groups THAT'S CHEATING 😭

Dems: Ha-ha! indictments machine goes brrrrrrr

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

"an environmentalist billionaire who is settling for governor after his vanity presidential run went nowhere" is 100% the governor California deserves

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

"If you want votes, go get 'em. If you don't, then don't. Simple as." - @jonbois.bsky.social

This is probably about the third or forth Most Dylan Side-Project I've ever seen (No. 1 remains the time you made a new theme for Discovery)

@midgetnazgul.bsky.social today I learned that "Apollo Justice" in Spanish language countries is "Antonio Justicias"

All of this is 100% but I see some Steve Jobs apologia in the comments and lets not act like Jobs wouldn't have voted for RFK Jr in 2024

I think this might be a fun quote tweet prompt but good lord he kept GOING

I briefly had a roommate from Sacramento, he believes that to the bottom of his soul

Yes

We all correctly hate CVS and Walgreens for locking shampoo behind a glass csse, but we don't hate CVS and Walgreens enough for hiring pharmacists who know less about insurance and medication than me, a guy with a BA in Communications

I agree that a dozen are the worst but there's at least 20ish who either just shrug their shoulders or enable it from the outside, if only by keeping Schumer and Durbin around this long

It's become clear in the last year that Democratic Governors and Dem AGs do *not* appreciate Senate Dems.

It's truly like 30-40 people in the Senate and a smattering of the House weighing down the whole party

yes but have you considered: lorg

well well well bsky.app/profile/jaso...

A true thing about Triangle politics is that Chapel Hill's mayor is a UNC professor, Durham has a council member who is a Duke professor, and Raleigh has a council member who is an NC State professor

Today I saw the North American premiere of A Child Of My Own, a Mexican documentary soon to debut on Netflix. I'm planting my flag now: this documentary will drive people insane. It's really good, but in a way designed to get people talking

I know it's not the main point, but for a comedian, I have never seen her post a deliberate joke once

How DARE you disparage the 2025-26 Sabres, who have been unstoppable since they fired their GM