Broken Toyota emblem from a wrecked car.

Popcorn gut. Ouch. Things break. Be sure to hydrate. Move the runners along.

OBLIGATION Damaged goods. The control panel is broken, busted, needs to be reprogrammed. Refund the cost. You are just too much. Pull your rig over. And wait for a tow.

I guess I’m writing now. Producing that “content” 🤮 follow the link if you want. johnpauloneil.substack.com/p/obligation

MEANING IT, MAN What do you mean, and when did you mean it? There is no future in dreaming, so keep the ball rolling. We all here for the PROGRESS!

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Wooden box cat door step.

Step up.

DIGNITY IS CRINGE Dignity is a dowdy, old timey phrase. I am a ill fitting suit, and my armor is easy to pierce. Throw your stones, and shoot your arrows. Life is a wrist rocket.

Look on my mighty works, and despair.

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I HAVE A LOT TO DO. I’M TAKING A WALK. NO, YOU CAN’T COME. FINE.

Made a couple changes. Allergies!

Earth rise with the text WITHOUT EARTH THERE IS NO GOD, paired with dueling images of bombs.

Aussie Caterwal Tropical Fuck Storm. Yeah, I said it. And I mean it. They do to, it appears to me from outside. What's in a name? Beatles or Rolling Stones? Choice is yours.

I’m confessing enthusiasm for something. It’s my new thing. Go figure. johnpauloneil.substack.com/p/aussie-cat...

UB40 - Food For Thought (Peel Sessions) YouTube video by Mr UBLoonie

Ivory Madonna dying
in the dust
Waiting for the manna
coming from the west

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It’s such a beautiful day today. Why don’t we take a break from genociding?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

ENJOYING YOURSELF Motion is an anti-depressant. So is rest. Slack off for now. Let the robots handle it.

I wrote about doing nothing. In line with my Druid/Subgenius beliefs. #SLACKOFF
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Journalists in Gaza: Starving & targeted for assassination one by one

Journalists in the US: At formal galas with Trump showing their object to him with their outfits

John O’Neil (@johnpauloneil) I wrote about the turning of the seasons, and how we are just along for the ride so we better enjoy ourselves. Ecclesiastes 3-1”For everything there is a season and a time for every matter under hea...

YOU WONT WIN!

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Screenshot of 2027 Treefort Hangover Ticket

I’m going again. I just can’t quit you, @treefortfest.bsky.social

Boxes of colonoscopy prep, laxatives and anti gas chewables. Dulcolac and Gas-X

Colonoscopy Capers

DM me your address.

Paper cut art up fanzine, by Nick Mustard, and John ONeil. Vol 1, Issue 1

Flatter Zine, Vol 1, issue 1. Texts by me, layout by Nick Mustard.

Trash pickup on the streets of Boise. A pipe, a battery, a screw.

The screw is a tire killer.

The “Hey, I’m just asking questions” crowd: no, you’re probably not.

1 star reviews rule. It’s a foolproof way to ID choads.

Divorce bassist and drummer someday I’ll learn their names

Divorce at the Hideaway #treefort2026

Jesse Blake at the Bandshell.

Jesse Blake Rundle. I endorse this message. He plays songs about trying not to be afraid.

80s kids Shannon Curtis and Jamie Hill celebrate as 80s kids

New on the Acquired Tastes section of YOU WONT WIN: a non nostalgic look at 80s kids, and their music, and how it fits into today. johnpauloneil.substack.com/p/80s-kids

Treefort coming sign. Starring Eric Gilbert.

NOW!! @treefortfest.bsky.social

Treefort Days Are Here Again Navigating The Festival As A Free Man

Happy @treefortfest.bsky.social to all who celebrate.
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Performance Is Over I am an acquired taste, for real, however I'm not that hard to talk to. I am hard to understand sometimes. My mind runs away from my mouth, and vice versa.

This post is about the masks we wear to navigate life, when the need to try out identities and perform a role is over, and you still have to live. Somehow. To be someone, or some thing, on your own terms. To still be open to the possibilities of life. To be present.
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Gang Of Four - He'd Send In The Army (Official Live | Urgh 1980) YouTube video by Gang Of Four

He’d send in the army.

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A dumpster on wheels. A refrigerator for the road. A lightbulb just went out.

Is your refrigerator running? Better close the door.