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Posts by Matthew Mercury

"If you really wanna shine em on it's 'hasta la vista baby'" James Cameron comes from the Stephen King school of youth dialogue

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I was told this was the glasses people place

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Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

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Double Neck Guitar - musical instruments - by owner - sale - craigslist The guitar was made from a kit.All mahogany, the electronics were replaced with Bournes pots,Orange Drop caps coil split on the lower guitar and good 3 way switches. Tusq nuts. American Epiphone...

Only $100 per neck!
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New Robert Johnson dropped

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"The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed."

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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true.
Jerry Lee Lewis, was the devil.
Jesus was an architect, previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world,
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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and it shows

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Mau is the cat that I imagine as Donut when I'm reading Dungeon Crawler Carl

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Guitar Estate Sale April 18th! Over 75 Electric Guitars of all prices! - musical instruments - by owner - sale -... Guitar Estate Sale April 18th over 75 Electric Guitars of all prices! This is a amazing guitar estate of over 75 electric guitars, cases, effects pedals, amps, guitar stands and more! GUITARS FROM...

good way to spend a Saturday morning
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A black and white image of the First Doctor, an older man with white hair. The subtitle reads: Yes, that’s it. We’ll cause trouble. Start a fire, my boy.

A black and white image of the First Doctor, an older man with white hair. The subtitle reads: Yes, that’s it. We’ll cause trouble. Start a fire, my boy.

Got a nice pep talk from classic Doctor Who this morning

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TOO MANY ZOOZ /LUCKY CHOPS  Funky town i feel good
TOO MANY ZOOZ /LUCKY CHOPS Funky town i feel good YouTube video by Marcel Bichon

Funkytown is a banger, though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIHF...

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you got to get his diptet yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision

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i don't know what a octet is but remember in raising arizona when she goes did you get his diptets

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Weird way to couch this

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i should call him

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It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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I’m a simple man. I just want to see Ghostface hit with an iron skillet and I’m happy.

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In retrospect it functions as a good clue that Lorca is a sociopath though.

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A person driving asks
Have you ever considered quitting everything immediately?

A person driving asks Have you ever considered quitting everything immediately?

Dead Loch asking the tough questions

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👻 Tobias Harris' Contract 👻 
@tholzerman
Lovecraft predicted Limp Bizkit

[quote-postint]
LovecraftBot @lovebotcraft • 9h
The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal.
4:56 PM • 10/5/20

👻 Tobias Harris' Contract 👻 @tholzerman Lovecraft predicted Limp Bizkit [quote-postint] LovecraftBot @lovebotcraft • 9h The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal. 4:56 PM • 10/5/20

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JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead.

CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back.

HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises)

CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

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Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"

Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"

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I think I'm coming to view LLMs as essentially being the Fae.
The Fae are usually seen as not having souls, and therefore not having consciousness in a way we can recognize;
they don't understand the difference between lies and truth, kindness and cruelty;
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LAST TIME, ON "THE PITT"

DR. ROBBY: Hmp. 😬 Hmm. Ah. 😐 (sucks in breath) Mm. 😬 Langdon.

DANA: Aoouwe!! Whauw aw youw rauwe rauh yuhouh, Tinkerbew. Got a reaw Puter Paun ouw a wouw.

PATIENT: My face fell off into my hands. Please speak English and then help me die.

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Huey Lewis is a fascinating case study in making solid gold out of just whatever is lying around. One of his biggest singles is a song where he just lists a bunch of cities where people like rock and roll. The man could literally sing the phone book and it would be a hit.

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does this gen z wildcat have a broccoli haircut

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Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

remembered a good tweet

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hell yeah brother hell yeah HELL YEAH BROTHER HELL YEAH

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this is a soup coup

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