shhh! don't blow my cover 👀👀

hey gang. i made this account for shits and giggles when bsky was still invite only. i am NOT the real alex brightman, and i was in fact posting his old tweets because i thought it was funny <3 but please go follow the real alex brightman on instagram!! his user is @brightmansomesay :)

hi drew gasparini

What's an Italian person's favorite sexual position?
Family style.

Madonna: "Hey, Mr. DJ, put a record on. I want to dance with my baby."

Mr. DJ: (thinking that a "please" and "thank you" wouldn't kill her) ...sure.

hi noah

Morning.

I'm going to eat caviar today. And drink vodka. At noon. This tweet would be instantly depressing if I replaced "caviar" with "cereal."

You become an adult when you walk into McDonalds alone, get yourself fries, eat them all, and then go to dinner. #NoPermissionSlips

Anxiety. Am I right? Am I? I'm right, right? Am I right? I'm right. Right? I'm right. Right? Right. Right. Someone tell me I'm right!

I went to Dave and Busters and I won the crane game 10 times in a row. I was also alone. And it was 12:30pm. I'm doing fine.
#winning

Taran Killam Will Play Lancelot in SPAMALOT; Alex Brightman To Succeed Him in 2024 Taran Killam will join the Broadway company of Spamalot as Lancelot when the production begins previews on Broadway. He will remain with the company through January 9th, 2024 - at which time Alex Brig...

Taran Killam will join the cast of Monty Python's Spamalot on Broadway as Lancelot, and will be succeeded by Alex Brightman in 2024.

Proof that we're all just sheep: We all just blindly trust the Gorton's fisherman.

#illuminati

DEATH ROW MEAL:
Double Shack Burger w/ Everything
Professor Thom's Nachos
Sushi Platter
A Dozen Oysters
A Gin Martini
Another Gin Martini

Hi blue sky, get ready for some tomfoolery :)