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Posts by Harley Davidson 🏳️‍⚧️

That just seems so wrong

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You: Picard season 3 was so bad

Me: How bad was it?

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Zeleznogorsk city coat of arms on a red handled white ceramic mug with a red interior: Atom City.

The coat of arms? A yellow bear splitting the atom on a red background.

Zeleznogorsk city coat of arms on a red handled white ceramic mug with a red interior: Atom City. The coat of arms? A yellow bear splitting the atom on a red background.

#plug #refreshed

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► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN
Try the stream for more laughs!
#meme #cartoon #comic #icecream

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Is it a coincidence that men and dogs are both obsessed with balls?

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Brings a poop knife to a sword fight.

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The destruction of all search engines is the tech story of the last decade imo

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This is how we Jazzercised back in the day...

youtu.be/mwl8ZxliHIQ?...

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Always!

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Ah shit! One of the great weirdos of the last century.

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im gbr its very funny seeing US evangelicals demand political neutrality from a CHURCH

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🫂🫂

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Part 1/2 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. In the first panel, a knight in armor walks up to a witch with green skin. He asks her forcefully why she imprisoned the princess in a tower. The witch replies, annoyed, saying "this is medieval fable times! Every man is trying to get her pregnant and every woman is trying to eat her!" Two other people rise from a nearby bush saying "true!" and "guilty!" The witch continues saying that every short person is an evil fairy and every ugly person is literally Satan.

Part 1/2 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. In the first panel, a knight in armor walks up to a witch with green skin. He asks her forcefully why she imprisoned the princess in a tower. The witch replies, annoyed, saying "this is medieval fable times! Every man is trying to get her pregnant and every woman is trying to eat her!" Two other people rise from a nearby bush saying "true!" and "guilty!" The witch continues saying that every short person is an evil fairy and every ugly person is literally Satan.

Part 2/2 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. Two other people emerge from nearby bushes, one correcting the witch that he's not a fairy, he's actually a gremlin, and the other confirming that he IS Satan. The witch finishes her monologue, saying the only responsible thing is to lock her up, when she looks up and realizes that the knight climbed up on her hair. The knight and a Rapunzel-inspired princess stand at the tower window, the princess already has a noticeably rounder belly. The princess says she is witch child. Exasperated, the witch yells "it's been thirty seconds!" while one of the folks that was in the bushes excitingly holds a fork and knife.

Part 2/2 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. Two other people emerge from nearby bushes, one correcting the witch that he's not a fairy, he's actually a gremlin, and the other confirming that he IS Satan. The witch finishes her monologue, saying the only responsible thing is to lock her up, when she looks up and realizes that the knight climbed up on her hair. The knight and a Rapunzel-inspired princess stand at the tower window, the princess already has a noticeably rounder belly. The princess says she is witch child. Exasperated, the witch yells "it's been thirty seconds!" while one of the folks that was in the bushes excitingly holds a fork and knife.

She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.

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"wHy Is NoBoDy PrOtEsTiNg"

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No one deserves to be teleported back in time to the Great Depression more than Will Stancil.

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🥹👉🏻👈🏻

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Sombtimes --only sombtimes - tha belly is nott an trap

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“This isn’t just the President’s best golf stroke yet, it’s the best golf stroke that’s ever happened in the history of this country or even the world,” said White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt as a helicopter lifted him from his Washington D.C. area golf course.

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Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18 (if you feel like it)

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Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18 (if you feel like it)

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Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18 (if you feel like it)

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can you blame him
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a grandma needing to be a food delivery person so she can pay for her partner’s cancer treatment isn’t a feel good story it’s an indictment of a failed society

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Catch me if you can! 🐿️

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Extremely cool. Solidarity to my Trans siblings in France. Trans rights are human rights.

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I feel like everyone with a brain could sniff out Jay Caspian Kang being awful from the second he arrived but we were all silenced

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