a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying have fun storming the castle Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying have fun storming the castle

My partner wishing me good luck at the in custody calendar: “Have fun annoying the authorities!”

Judge: “yeah she’s right”

Him: “well that’s not the way it should be!”

Me: “you’ve got me there!”

Living with a veteran means when you argue about law he doesn’t take your word for it, he messages another veteran he knows who’s a judge (thank god not in a jx I practice in) to get “the final answer”.

The real relationship conflict between the Midwestern man and the city girl comes when the car goes belly-up.

Him: “I will buy you a junker in cash and we will fix it.”

Me: “I have finally got credit and am eligible for car loans to get a car that doesn’t break down!”

Time will tell who wins.

And ain’t no one who can throw sand in the gears like a motherfucking defense attorney. Especially a federal defense attorney, who is used to playing on a WAY higher difficulty level.

Aside from the moral issues, which are significant…good luck ever getting anyone to help the US ever again.

A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek), with the handle @magyarpeterMP. The post reads: "Until 31 May, the Orbán puppets may voluntarily step down from their positions. This applies to the President of Hungary, the President of the Curia, the President of the National Office for the Judiciary, the President of the Constitutional Court, and the Prosecutor General. On 12 April, the Hungarian people voted for a complete political transformation. If these officials do not step down voluntarily by 31 May, then — on the basis of the mandate received from millions of Hungarians — we will remove them from office." At the bottom, the timestamp reads "3:04 AM • Apr 21, 2026" alongside "19.9K Views".

Peter Magyar is not playing around at all. He's going to purge every single remnant of corrupt Orbanism. This is exactly how Dems need to be when they retake power.

1981 level secret service and a guy really in love with Jodie Foster.

Holy shit. This is smoking guns upon smoking guns.

This is true; which is why as a prepper, I have a lot of canned food, and ammunition, which I plan to use mostly for fending off hostile actors, and hunting meat to share with my neighbors.

Black and white still from the 1939 movie Fifth Avenue Girl of Ginger Rogers on a park bench with Walter Connelly sitting next to her saying “now we can have lots of fun insulting the rich”

used to be men knew how to talk to a lady

Start regulating dating site algorithms and SubservientSexChatGPT.

But let me guess: you’re just going to act on guns; not the actual issues that cause domestic violence, or men’s perceptions of entitlement to women. Because that might lose you votes.

To be clear: people have been loud and vocal begging people *not* to use guns.

Of the 10 children attacked, 7 of them were the men’s own children. He could have poisoned them all at a dinner. The problem isn’t guns, the problem is toxic masculinity and entitlement to women and the products of their wombs.

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This is the difference between people who travel for leisure and to actually make things. If I’m traveling for a conference, missing a flight means missing a panel.

Marie Kondo was a big fan of taking digital photos of memory items such as photos, so that they could be preserved with less space. But because of digital rot, that actually makes them less secure for future generations than the physical photo would have been.

I think the problem I saw with her is she encouraged changing safe archival material into unsafe archival material.

Hasn’t been wrong thus far. But I’ll add: and also no one in WA/OR cares about its usage.

I have said that members of Congress, as befits all times with mad kings, should travel with armed retinues.

No one has taken me seriously.

I think we will find out why the medievals understood this to be important.

The only new businesses I’m seeing go up right now are storage facilities.

The hot viral toy right now are Needohs, which retail between $5 and $18, depending on the model.

Last year the hot toys were Labubus, which retailed between $20 to $50, with even higher prices into the hundreds for special editions.

He won’t though. The real question is whether they did it to get someone to shoot him.

A Maine Coon, a terrier, or a snake is the way to go.

Says this New Yorker.

Men will do literally anything rather than challenge the capitalism that keeps them insecure.

It’s real language, but it’s language used by specialists only in the area of their specialty, like all the rest of the language they complain about. And it’s mostly used on job application forms: like, “we invite justice involved applicants”

Nah she was just a little flippant about other people doing it.

As i understand, one of the people she had verified did, so folks came to her for answers, and she was somewhat dismissive.

I mean, while i understand this take, I do think that people being upset after their friends were hacked and unable to access the site was very predictable.

Having your account hacked is not worse than being bombed, but it’s understandable why people might be upset about it.

I also love “these are either entirely fabricated or come from a single source, who we know enough about to know is definitely hostile.”