Which one? I know a guy who can make that happen.

This is still one of my favorite shirts.

Had a whole bunch of fun with this one.

How am I supposed to tell when he blinks? #funny

This comes from overhearing my wife say "HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE, YOU BITCH!?" and wondering if she was talking to the kids or the dog. It was neither, but none would have surprised me.

I literally said this to my son yesterday.

What is something you say to your robo-vac that you also say to your children, spouse or S.O.?

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I hopped over today for shits and giggles.

Still fundraising for American Cancer Society
And Men Wear Pink Rochester
With Thanksgiving Squares
But at a new, lower price!

Now $5 per square!
And for anyone already in, your total squares just doubled!

Trying to fill all 3 games
$15 gets square in each

Venmo me thadbrown7 to join

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For a second I thought it said “fart”.

Watch your mouth, please.

Sucks for boxing because it can be very fun when it’s a good. For some this was their first and last.

Jake’s gonna be sad when he finds out he can’t fight Ali because he’s not with us anymore.

Yeah just zero redeeming qualities. Can’t wait til he fights someone in his weight class and fucking age bracket.

This fight could have been an email.

Exactly what I expected. Just Paul running around and swinging like a maniac.

I don’t think this guy has pronounced anything right all night.

The only bigger douche is his shitty little brother.

if you see Tyson's cake, then your Paul be Jake
if you see ring but no Rogan, that Paul be Logan

“Is Butterbean ok?”

Not to mention THROWING a punch. That’s no picnic either.

Yeah I had to do some extra dad-ing tonight watching the early fights with my 5 year old.

Did the announcers just call him Eye-Ron Mike Tymus?

That’s a whole other level of fighting.

I genuinely hope he puts that douche-paddle into the 3rd row of AT&T stadium.

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Did you notice how peaceful and unified it is though? It’s beautiful.

Oh yeah, I have a jaw made primarily of glass. I’ve been rocked a few times and I never enjoyed it even one bit.

Every time I watch boxing I think I want to join a club. Then I remember how much getting punched in the face suuucks.