Morning! 😍🥵

Moon 🌕

But what was your take on the blood moon?

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Perfect. Do you have some water to share? My water bottle ran out.

Now streaming on Disney+ 💅🏻

Thank you! I thought the same thing when I saw and heard her in the premiere.

You took the photo. Yasss paparazzi 😝

So weird.

Yasss chef! 😋🤤

Do it 😍

😭😭😭

And then what about the “Just Like a Pill” video reenactment?

This doesn’t surprise me.

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I can make spaghetti if you want company for a rewatch.

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Yeahhhh I don’t recommend leaving an oven on and leaving the premises.

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Thanks, Fergie.

And what if I add two zeros after that one?

I need you to clock out and then cock in.

Or maybe you’ll find a boyfriend who has a dog and it’s a win/win!

Awww happy birthday 🐶

Not the type of hole you want!

I thought he’s gay and out? Or did I miss the joke? Lol

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Your face reveal? New Britney album? Dear Leader death?

I finally asked her to change her response time to 2 seconds after a command and she let me know it’s called “Follow-up” and you can turn off the extended listening.

So if your Alexa is also being a stupid bitch, I hope this helps.

I’ve been in a battle with my Echo Dot since it changed to Alexa+ aka “improved with AI.”

After I’d give a command, she’d keep listening for a WHILE and then reply to convos I was having with my hubby.

Tonight, I finally yelled at her, “Stop listening so long after I talk, you stupid bitch!”

Such a precious baby 🥺😻

😆😆😆

Yeah just seal it off. Of course they’ll find open spaces.

What does she do with them? Lol