Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.
For the next five minutes
I thought we weren’t at war
Piggy Azalea. That’s right: it’s all in the alt text. If you’re clever enough to check here, I know you don’t need your hand held through every joke. It’s the people who don’t read these and immediately comment ‘that’s the wrong photo’ who can’t be saved
Born on this day: Iggy Pop, the "Godfather of Punk." Born James Newell Osterberg Jr., he redefined rock with The Stooges. Renowned for raw energy and stage-diving, his solo hits like "Lust for Life" cemented his legendary status
A virulent Islamophobe from way back
California governor election update - Betty Yee is ending her campaign. While she was polling low, this may be significant as it frees up a lot of organizations and political leaders to endorse someone else - she had been one of the first to run.
calmatters.org/politics/202...
Civil forfeiture. Every penny he owns is ours because he stole it in one way or another.
(Then we reform civil forfeiture so the cops can’t keep abusing it.)
“Will no one rid me of these Connecticut Democrats?!” I cry, hurling my copy of The Onion to the floor
Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.
A Mobil station in midtown selling regular for $6.19 a gallon and supreme for 6.99
NYC!
“He expects prices have peaked” based on what?!
I haven't heard a single post about this anywhere--
disney's had their animators reanimate some of their recent iconic songs in ASL?? here's "we don't talk about bruno"??? this is amazing???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrv...
The president is currently trying to steal 10 BILLION DOLLARS from the American people and it’s not the main news story in the country… not even close
We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.
I was OK with season 1 of Beef under the Biden admin. Do I want a season 2 under Trump? Dubious.
TBH you don’t have to listen to everything your father says either
one of the most unexpected insights I've heard came when I was talking with a bus conductor about an actor and I pointed out something weird he'd said and guy looked at me and went "everyone says stupid things he is not my father why do I have to listen to everything he says" 10/10 healthy attitude
A US army sergeant with 27 years of military service – including deployment to Afghanistan – has said that federal immigration agents recently arrested his wife during an appointment at an El Paso, Texas, immigration office.
Tall children have a biological advantage in basketball & should be banned from playing high-school ball. It's not fair to the other students.
Ben and Jerry’s makes it now www.benjerry.com/flavors/cook...
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no war but infowars
And for $20 million you can buy the naming rights to "wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Balmer"
A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"
ghoulish
They're all fanatical about "free markets" and competition until THEY have to compete
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‘Simply stop giving millionaires water for literally free’ is one of the most insane sounding but actually serious policy solutions out there
kash about to find out the reason trump has had success with this tactic is that everyone he does it to finds settlements a really easy way to bribe him
nobody's got any reason to bribe a failed podcaster who will soon be out of a job
I have missed flights. I strongly prefer *not* missing flights. It's perfectly easy to get work done at the airport if that's your concern.
What I’m taking from this is that someone else pays for your flights