Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog
Posts by Leviathan Fyre
Is butter a carb?
In case anyone needs a reminder of my level of petty.
I heard someone at work talk about ‘Rate my professor’ today. Remembered some nonsense from a non-major class in undergrad. Jumped on and saw the prof still teaches. Wrote a scathing review 12 years after I took the damn class.
Fuck him 💅🏻
Sauron has announced that Saruman will be moved to the newly created Committee for Everlasting Peace on Middle Earth.
The Witch King will be taking over Saruman’s duties as head of the Department of Orcs.
Both have been thanked for their service.
I haven’t been this excited for a fire starter since 2003
a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"
I like the new bird
FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG
A close-up of the Pokémon Browt's angry face.
u fuckin wot mate
Serebii Update: A special celebration video has been released for Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
Both were bad.
One was *quite* bad.
We do not meet again.
After I hooked up with a guy once he spent the rest of our time together reading me his Thor/How to Train Your Dragon cross—over fanfiction.
It was not good.
😍😍😍
The millennial experience
Showing @thehalfdevil.bsky.social the ins and It’s if Portland food pods
Roses are white
Like spots on a cow
Speaking of beef
Who up jorkin th' peantus right now?
Happy Valentine's!
WFH attire ft my husband’s shirt that I stole
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
This was my Heated Rivalry.
Got a matching tattoo with the bestie
She needs to pitch you in an mlm?
Oooooh ✨pwincess ✨👀
2025:
Married a real cool dude
Played some fun music
Made some gay shit
And still had time to be a hairy hairy stripper
Happy New Year, Cowpoke.
How will you enter 2026?
Me:
Xmas 2025 so far
❤️❤️❤️
But probably not today
I’m working out consistently for the first time in like a year and finally kinda feeling okay with how I look again. Maybe I’ll actually post some thirsty content again one day.
I use to and loved it. Best gym locker room hands down.