Hawaiian warrior for Hawaii

If we exempt mythical beings and natural events, there is only one answer.

ASU Football Intro Stomp the Bus mobile YouTube video by Timothy Gilloon

I mean come on ...
youtu.be/TH0pH7Idfac?...

UC Santa Cruz....

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

Chive been thinking that too.

Thank you for using the correct Hawaii logo.

We're back to "what the fuck are we going to do with all these catchers!?"

Yes, that's the whole point.

It's amazing that my reaction to this is "We'll be fine. Take as much time as you need." There was a time not so long ago that my reaction was "We're set up nicely for 2027."

If you named the evil corporation "Palantir" in a dystopian scifi movie, the producers would tell the writers the name is too on the nose to be believable.

Wait a sec... Why was Northern Colorado the home team?

Suing isn't enough. Call the DA, this is malicious property damage.

(I was a prosecutor once upon a time. Delt with cases like this, but none this bad. The value of the trees likely makes it a felony.)

Why aren't you just going to Trader Joe's and getting one of their microwave dinners?

This is a lie, there's no brb when it comes to HNL

Sanka I can't believe you're still cold mon!

(You know it's going to be the Sun Bowl again if we don't make the payoff.)

Can we talk about how the Rockies look like piñatas in their new city connects? And how that's hilariously appropriate?

Snap your fingers and Afroman appears and roasts your adversary with a dis track about the most embarrassing moment of their life.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Me to my daughter, 5 " Please pick out your clothes to wear today."

Daughter: "Best I can do is ignore you and chase the dog for 5 minutes."

Wife: "Do you need help?" Me "No!"

Wife: "Please pick out your clothes to wear today."

Daughter: "Ok, how about this outfit?" Gets dressed in 5 seconds.

Well Hugh Freeze is certainly a kind of legend.

Ohtani is a baseball genius!

I assume most of you understand that teen pregnancy, on a macro level, is a bad thing. But let me assure you that if you haven't worked in juvenile court, you have no idea just how bad it is.

Family law attorney here: yes it is. 1000 times yes it is.

Option #3. Only listened to KJah in GTA3.

Lololol... Goddamnit this is dark.

I think I've watched this at least 200 times since it came out, and it's funny every single time.

Should I skeet the Kansas City Warriors U11 team of which I'm the pitching coach? We got some boppers.