CDU, Werte, Anstand. Ein Widerspruch in sich selbst.

I wish her a long life full of happiness and schools and places named in her honour.

Er verdrückt sich, mitsamt dem Schwein, auf dem er in die Stadt geritten kam.

It’s Bad News, CDU’s Merz offended anyone from his political opponents except Alice Weidel from AfD. He is so stupid he thinks he has won and now somehow anyone will like and support him. Inexperienced, shortsighted, power hungry.
I mean, he’s no Trump and there’s no Musik in sight, but it’s bad.

How to tell that Trump spoke to Putin? He’s regurgitating word for word.

Don’t worry, they will close the National Parks and sell them off to an Oligarch. Trespassers will be shot.

Dear Archaeologists, I present you the latest digs from the Lower German Limes at Steincheshof Fort.

Not my typography, sorry: the blue type is barely legible. This should be a much lighter hue (and preferably not cursive).
Just a professional opinion as I wish all these messages to be as clear and easy to access as clean air.

Because everyone making fun of it.

Nicht uncool: der Chatbot der Stadt Köln heißt Agrippina.

Eigentlich: Wulst

Otoh, Fächer is the thing Spanish ladies wave, this here is a Ventilator.

Ars Lok Fazzebook, das wars, am Ars Zuckerbläser von Trumpdick!

Er hat gerade 1.600 Kapitol-Stürmer begnadigt, das ist seine Art der Gnade.

As a German, I notice the only colours here are black, red and yellow.

Roman and modern concrete. Can you spot the difference?

Die persönlichen Angriffe haben / sind Methode, die wollen nichts anderes.

Manche Leute werden das ernst nehmen und ihn wählen.

Improper storage management (Tetris)

We‘re busy working on our Hoth impression at the Archaeological Park Xanten

Ten years
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Take a short trip to my home town with BBC 3 right now!

🥰🥰😂😂😂😂

Weltklasse!

Star Destroyer parked at Someplace on Earth - Park My Spaceship Park real & fictional spaceships, anywhere on Earth. From Star Wars to Star Trek to a very surprised looking sperm whale.

At least some of the smaller kind parkmyspaceship.com/E4UwxgUg7gLg... @romanpalace.bsky.social

Thunderbird 3 parked at Someplace on Earth - Park My Spaceship Park real & fictional spaceships, anywhere on Earth. From Star Wars to Star Trek to a very surprised looking sperm whale.

As I see it, a whole fleet of spaceships could be parked in the LVR-Archaeological Park Xanten: parkmyspaceship.com/E4Uwxg7gLAhg... via Fishbourne Roman Palace

This doesn’t pose a problem for the LVR-Archaeological Park Xanten. Many tree-lined insulae to choose from.

Arkadi & Boris Strugatzkij?

Merry Saturnalia and a happy new year to you all!
(I won‘t send postcards this year)

I‘m inevitably going to run into my Whamageddon today. Office party ahead.