Apparently looking for termites is just walking around banging on my house which i feel like I could have done?

almost forgot to tell you guys a drag queen did what dreams are made of at my husband's birthday brunch!!!!

You'd think she'd be a menace but she's so chill i cant believe it

Mourning dove is the first bird I could identify i loooove those silly things

a husky/shiba mix named echo in front of a wall of moving boxes

we're dogsitting while moving (whoops!) but she's the best, sweetest gal. my honor to let her claim my front yard.

I think normal for my work at least! I'm always a little OH okay when I get one from a man but I guess that's unfair idk! I throw hearts around like crazy

in bed in the house we bought 😭😭 first night here and it still smells like mean old Oleg but my cats will fix that

I must have one if youve got more to spare!!

Tried to say how much I LOVE this literally as bluesky went down but this is so cool I live

💜💜💜💜

They're ALWAYS TOO TALL

That is so normal and so me so we're just going to assume/pretend it'll all work out perfectly for everyone 😅🤙 good luck in your interview!!!

Crush the interview and apologize later if you need to!!!

thank you for this it is my friend's birthday

i keep accidentally using the "share screen" shortcut in meetings and i just did it in a HUGE one sos 😭😭😭

Im so afraid to love celebrities I literally googled to make sure she hasn't done anything evil i missed ☠️

The ellipses aren't all evens he's been taken

going to see alyssa edwards tomorrow and im so excited is that okay 🥹😭

Slay

I'm either silent or fully over sharing there's no in between for corporate sara

Concur

sloppy white subway tile with a chrome accent, for some reason

WOW amazing, thank you!!! What brand did you use (I owe you my life - this is what im covering up haha)

Definitely re-doing the wall eventually (it's sloppy and also hideous lol). Did you like it while it was up? Did it last?

Have any of you used peel and stick tile or backsplash!!! Desperate to buy time before a full kitchen remodel...

The MREs (meals, ready-to-eat) leftover in my shed... roughly 14 years old and supposedly "a good one!"

really good segment of the internet devoted to reviewing MREs btw

Vulnerable moment for my husband, drinking a beer in front of a South Park sign

Aloe (i think) leaves and boxes of powdered meat brought to you by the US DoD sometime in my last 80 years

today in homeownership we cleaned out the bugs and uhhh powdered meat i seem to have bought!

Wooden deck and slab and shed and pergola (?) on schukles's backyard she just bought!

"And this is my back yard"

going to pick up the keys to the house i bought is that okayyyy!!!!

one time a guy sent an email at 2am about how we didn't show up to a work party and I told him that was very "trumpian" of him and scored an enemy for life 🤷‍♀️🥰

but did you crosscheck with the other deck