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"see! the reason glug here is so big... is because of their big heart!!" pink one says, holding a pointer to the xray of glugs said big heart

Raiders of the Lost Ark is the funniest movie of all time. The Nazis hatch a plan to summon the Jewish God. The protagonist constantly gets the shit beat out of him, his alcoholic girlfriend keeps getting captured, and they fail to stop the Nazis who then get killed by Jewish God cuz he’s Jewish.

its made Out of him

A screenshot of a social media post that states a Florida woman was arrested this week after allegedly threatening a health insurance provider. Lakeland Police said the woman became increasingly upset during the call which she ended with delay denied depose you people are next. On the left is a mugshot of Briana Boston, the middle aged white woman with blonde hair and a blue shirt. On the left is the mugshot of Luigi mangioni, He is a white man in his twenties with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows.

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.

A “door hanger” flyer with ten headshots of KATU DJs and non-alcoholic drink recipes they’ve shared for the holiday season sometime in the late 80s.

Just copped an ancient list of non alcoholic drink recipes from a “memories”‘ group on FB. about to become a very popular dad in my house

AI image of New York Times office on fire

This AI-generated image showing the New York Times office in flames offers a good reminder of what journalists and others are supporting when they keep using X

Otacon, sitting at a computer asks Snake: "what kind of music do you like?" Snake: "uhhh Johnny Cash?" Otacon: "oh, then you're gonna LOVE this" Otacon then pulls up a youtube video called 'Hatsune Miku sings Ring of Fire'

one of my favorite snake & otacon comics i've done

4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a yellow guy. Panel 1: Red guy: How can you be smiling when a man has been shot dead? Panel 2: Yellow guy: His company policies denied vital medical care to those who needed it. He profited off the death and misery of thousands of vulnerable people Panel 3: Yellow guy produces a white sheet of paper and says: Here’s a photo of him while he was doing it Panel 4: Yellow guy is holding a photo of a man with a huge smile on his face

here’s a comic about smiling

It’s genuinely shocking if you’re remotely familiar with the basic facts of trans care and youth medicine.

It is *profoundly* difficult to access gender-affirming care as a minor and the Times has printed more than a dozen articles implying that it is too easy.

dirty little animals

they call me the Tort of ur Terrors. the Pie of ur Purgatories. the Cake of ur Cursèd Visions

im sure i mountain dew

@roundstart5h.bsky.social this could be us but uou're genocides

A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

Peach typing a phone message that reads "Quote with your flags!!! <3 <3" and pictures of the bisexual and transgender pride flags attached. Bowser, misconstruing the purpose of the post, responds on his own Bowser Phone with the message "What kind of rubbish kingdom uses a flag like that? Check out some REAL flags! Gwahaha!!" Various images of flags with Bowser's emblem commonly seen across the Mario series, such as Checkpoint Flags, Goal Poles, and the crossed swords flag seen in Super Mario Galaxy, are attached to Bowser's post.

Flags
#SuperMario

A comic strip I drew in 2022 on thanksgiving that I am posting again rather than posting anything new. Hank Hill stands in a room. It is unclear where exactly, as there’s no background other than a checkerboard floor, saying “Dang it Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.” Bobby’s face emerges from Hank’s forehead and says “I’m right here dad. I’ve cast aside the chains of my body, dad.” Hank looks distraught, and entreats “you get out of my head right now, Bobby.” Bobby replies “I’m not in your head, dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me, dad!” Hank says “If I am you and you are the universe then the universe ain’t right. I ain’t right… I am wrong. Dang it Bobby.”

Ain't Right (2022)

when shorty coming over

mrroowww

i feel like anyone u know who makes east asian or even south asian cuisine would be a good pick- when i get home i can rattle the specs off for the one i have at home, its a korean brand iirc

do it bite

Thumpback says “who wants their yearly Thanksgiving sloppy“

Reggie, Jake, and Jenny from the movie Free Birds standing in front a feather backdrop with a large caption reading "Happy Turkey Day"

Good morning

give

yea

A brown and grey rat curled up into a ball

Five says

"Reject society
Become potato"

#petrat #ratsky

YEEEAHH

WHAT..... not cool