of all the disqualifying traits, this is the most disqualifyingist.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

Fuck this guy bsky.app/profile/numb...

Tucker Carlson says he regrets backing Donald Trump and is ‘tormented by it’ Podcaster admits he ‘misled’ supporters as his rift with the US president deepens over the Iran war

Good.
He still isnt welcome in my home.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Trump reads from Bible in Oval Office in taped message for Christian group Reciting of Old Testament passage comes days after clash with pope and posting AI image of himself as Jesus

Fun Fact:
Trump was so unfamiliar with the bible they had to spell the words out phonetically for him.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Jadrool stunad. 🤌🏽

caption this:

well, we're all sorts f*cked so i think it's fair.

hey, @schooley.bsky.social!
this your doing?

the new Kim Possible looks 🔥

yep.

fixed it.

Oh, I'm sorry Tom.
Is this whole "work to get a vote" thing boring you?

I'm thinking every journalist who attends the #WHCD have their bios screen capped and stamped with this:

what about a big stamp that reads:

We need a labeler here that lets everyone know.

ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 2026 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER

What will be hilarious is if Trump is SO despised that he loses gerrymandered districts as well.

It absolutely could happen.

The Fed relies on data and objective reality. Kevin Warsh’s refusal to acknowledge the 2020 election shows he’s more interested in politics than facts.

An independent Fed Chair needs a backbone, not a loyalty pledge. — Warsh is compromised. Hard pass.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

So the Epstein administration is against severing raccoon penises?
that's where they draw the line?

Trump is begging his minions to vote in the election today. None of this would be happening if he didn't try to rig the maps.
Didn't expect us to bring a gerrymander to a gerrymander fight, did he? #virginia #republicans #FAFO

Oh sure.
he's the unicorn.

Virginia >>>>>>>>>>>>
Early voting is open now.
Special election day is April 21st!

Stop Trump from Stealing Democratic Seats!

#VoteYesForVirginiaLive

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.