Don't change any of the clocks in your house in the autumn when you fall back, so when the time comes to spring forward, it's like nothing has changed because the clocks look the same. **taps noggin'**
"Skill issue, bro," you to your lungs, probably.
A photo of a miniature of an orc monk, fists up ready to fight. He has a red sash around his legs and waist and stands on a small rock outcropping amid sunburnt grass.
A photo of a miniature of an orc monk from behind. His red sash billows behind him.
A photo of a miniature of an orc samurai. He stands with one foot on a boulder, holding a weapon resembling a naginata loosely in his left hand.
A photo of a miniature of an orc samurai. His clothing is mostly black with teal highlights, he has grey dreads, and his weapon, resembling a red-shafted naginata, is held loosely at his side.
Two of several orcs that I printed last month. Or in January. I've dropped my D&D group due to mental health reasons, which are due to physical health reasons, which are due to pulling the shortest fuckin' straw from a group of already short straws. Ignoring social media is good, right?
Yep, how else will we Swanton Bomb someone hogging the cd player?
Ah, will you now be known as the office trollop?
Escape from LA's ending seemed crazy back in the day, and now it's looking like a very good idea.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHUq...
"Hello, HR? I've been peer pressured into a most heinous act!"
And that's how you own the company.
Same, same. I'll ask myself a question and the answer will be that. Then silence for weeks.
I tried to find an awesome mashup that someone made of MHTH, bu all of the YEAHs were replaced by Lil Wayne. No luck.
Imagine having "Burning Man" listed as your place of birth. Do the parents drive them around the lot in Immortan Joe's monster truck, showing off the still-wriggling baby? Do the other orgy people act as communal godparents? What do you name the kid, Ayahuasca?
*Rob Zombie's "YEAH" from More Human Than Human on repeat*
*high five*
Sweet paint job on the dragon, by the way 🤘
It's been a while but... The city that fell into the sea and its ruins occupied by a dragon and gully dwarves?
Wow, first day and they're already denying you your religious rights? Shameful corpo.
Congratulations! Your new computer's preinstalled AI assistant will be recording everything to boost your productivity.
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Everything.
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Every. Thing.
(but for real, I hope you like the new position)
My conservative parents' YouTube algorithm has started showing them very specific kinds of AI slop: ultra-patriotic power metal. Obviously stolen from European PM circa the early 2000's, with soaring, operatic vocals.
One of the videos even starts with AI footage of WW2. That is doubly disgusting.
Kavalier is sickeningly unlikable, and I hope he and his ego meet a Goeffrey Baratheon-style end.
I've enjoyed it so far, and the introduction of other aliens is welcome because it makes sense that we'd find other stuff Out There in Space, not just the one xenomorph.
The pacing feels off, but I chalk that up to it being made as a TV series that requires commercial breaks.
If Mario Kart ever gets a Steam release, it is OVER for everyone else on the road.
A photo of a 3d printed prop dagger. The handle is painted to resemble worn, twisted leather, and an octopus head acts as the hilt. The tentacles reach out and hold the blade in place.
Maybe it's for the better that I can't upload the video of this 3d printed dagger prop, on account of the horny pommel.
This was a fun project, even if the oil paint took two weeks to dry.
You've got an ostrich costume and an ostrich-mobile in the works?
My dude, that sucks.
The ostrich bite, though... That could be a very specific and odd villain origin story.
You get fireflies??
I'm so glad the algorithm showed me your post. Had no idea this game existed and now I'm frothing at the mouth to get a copy of the soundtrack.
Extra-gay He-Man wielding a rapier and trying to thwart the romantic advances of horseback poly-wizard Skeletor?? This looks fuckin' radical.
Orangemandias and MAGAmemnon are brilliant, and I will be adding them to my list of silly names for a silly man.
Album cover for Amon Amarth's The Avenger. A Norse helmet behind two crossed swords, surrounded by flames.
Album cover for Amon Amarth's The Crusher. A viking warrior appears to be smashing a stone table with a hammer in a great flaming hall.
Album cover for Amon Amarth's Versus the World. Wielding a sword and shield, a Norse warrior stands amidst a burning landscape and braces himself against a planet in the sky.
These three albums got me through all of my university exams.
Then there's Black Sabbath with, well, pick any stretch really. Blind Guardian, Bolt Thrower, Iron Maiden pre-break up, Gojira, Judas Priest. God, this list could be massive.
Are necromancers inherently poly?
If you're a skeleton, post yourself!
