Just instagram reels to watch youtube shorts. Am I losing my mind?

U kno u had a good weekend if yo shoes be smelling like orchard thieves when u get home

Who got extra tickets to the to unstoppable force v immovable object fight on friday?

im all about those buns like it's manifest sesame

#tashiduncan

she read my moby dick til I climax

#sorry

Pet names: nervous, grizwald, brett farve, jesus,
manseh musa, durt, squabble

you're welcome

never trust a man with a limp if he runs without one
#wisdom #nothinginlifeisfree

who else up late thinkin bout maya hawke? or better yet who up early thinkin bout maya hawke?

shoutout to the vancouver canucks I already fw yall and idek what a canuck is. although I imagine once I find out it's only gonna help your case @nhlcanucks.bsky.social #cancanucksfly?

If your eggs ain't leakin oil all over the mofuckin plate 😩 then you ain't doin a god damn thing right in that kitchen

#firsttweet