it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there

now it's just sexy bipedal birds

we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable

idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos

like maybe i spelled it right or maybe it's weiner idk

wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it

i think there are different types of cringe

there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is

protect your nymph boys everyone

just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe

i’d probably win the olympics tbh

SNL announcement of host and musical guest for April 4th: JACK BLACK JACK WHITE

that’s a good ol fashioned jack off

a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup

*me flipping through shows*

now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with

daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people

i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend

brat winter (banana rice applesauce toast) a little different than brat summer

(i got norovirus)

geese is just beirut for gen z

me holding a homemade baja blast pie (it’s a terrible, unholy seagram green with dollops of whipped cream at the edges)

the belle of the ball—the baja blast pie. it’s strange sheen is mesmerizing and it’s greenish hue draws you in, but you’re scared

i made the taco bell baja blast pie and wasn’t banned from friendsgiving

Arthur, from the hit PBS show of the same name, sits at a grand piano, covering his eyes with his hands and crying saying “I must have made at least fifty mistakes”

Me after every social interaction

i faked it when the doctor hit my knee with that little hammer

😈

i’m thankful for getting blasted by this baja

will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving

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what to do claude is wet
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who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”

i’m not saying anything in particular, i’m just saying it’s weird how this is so true

every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat <insert cute food name here> needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale”

*cockpit door opens*
it’s a baby