Posts by Jay Brittenham
Hunger hurts. Dark limerance is the worst!
It was about a month ago that I realized The Beatles was a pun. I can't believe how many decades that went over my head!
I was just in the car, listening to a shuffled playlist, and Edie Brickell's "What I Am" came on.
Good morning! May your day be filled with opportunity and loopholes allowing you to exist within the capitalist system without being a slave.
I haven't watched a ceremony in years. But I'm really glad that "One Battle After Another" won Best Picture. It's that rare year where my favorite movie actually did win the top award!
I wish these people would quit trying to use the scapegoat tactic. Diverting people from real issues by trying to play on their prejudices is going to face a big backlash in the years to come! There are still plenty of people who are fooled by that tactic. But their numbers are diminishing!
Giving an interview while deep into a psychedelic trip:
"I'm glad I got nominated while the statues are still made from bronze and plated with gold. I won't want one as much when they're made from AI."
If the children who were devoured by Willy Wonka's chocolate factory took that tour under Trump, they'd have met a far worse fate.
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I heard that when Kristi learned she'd been sacked, she cried so hard her face fell off.
I want a TV series about the Yippies. ๐จโ๏ธโฎ๏ธ
Karaokeskimming. Tonight I sang:
Red Right Hand - Nick Drake
Les Champs Elysees - Joe Dassin
Party In The CIA - Weird Al
Molly's Lips - Nirvana
Sunday Morning - The Velvet Underground
The loudest applause I ever got at karaoke was when I sang "Creep" while tripping on acid Gigi's Bar in Ventura, CA in 2022. I'm still not sure what I did differently that night. But I totally get why musicians love weed and psychedelics.
This reminds me of this scene from 1994s "Sleep With Me".
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Living in Ventura, CA, it's been decades since I've seen snow, except in small ice sheets that appear from time to time. It keeps getting hotter out here. Our Mediterranean climate is shifting into a tropical one. I love snow, though. Getting dressed up for it? No. But snow's a glorious thing!
They should've had a recurring bit where he randomly says something completely bizarre.
"Do you think so-called reality television is getting increasingly dangerous? Is it moving towards an era that normalize situations where contestants are increasingly endangering their lives in order to compete?"
Sometimes I hate America, but I'm gonna stay just to spite the people who tell me to get the hell out!
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Maybe the Democratic Party would be better represented by AI. They haven't had any real fight in them in years. And the DNC is suppressed everyone who has!
I have a strong hunch that many of the people who claim to be empaths on social media are just narcissists in disguise. Lately, they've realized that people are onto them and have started calling themselves intuitives.