Gonna go out on a limb and say Jason Isaacs is the bad guy.

I can see this working for cats and dogs. Humans, not so much. There's a guaranteed pull-over happening after this anyway, so it's kinda pointless.

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#宇宙戦艦ヤマト

Hokuto no Ken is one of my top 10 favorite anime for life and I'll take it to the grave with me...but there isn't one thing about these clips that I don't hate.

This is the heart of madness.

They just barely caught the Easter Bunny holding his nose for relief from the stink cloud. Those poor kids...

And that's only on the home vid version. Didn't roll in theaters.

It includes the names of every member of the Tolkien fan club. Entirely skippable.

Zero

(works with 2012, 1492, 2001, 2010, etc.)

I've been a regular US reader since 1983, and this makes me VERY happy. Thank you SO much.

All right then, back to the Epstein Files.

It is on Jupiter.

#anime pals, a question: have we as a fandom developed an internet-approved term for "up its own ass?" The initials "UIOA" don't really do it for me.

I'm midway through Jujutsu Kaisen S3, BTW.

Please inform mainstream media then, because they've all confirmed it.

Haven't we been asking that since the escalator ride?

How fast do you suppose Barack Obama would have been arrested if he'd posted the words "Praise be to Allah"? That would be fun to know.

You speak of Spock the slain and risen?

Thank you for paying attention. You'll get a lot more clues in the second half.

Don't wait for permission. Because you'll never get it.

Comics go to the movies: Jaws | Tim Eldred SURPRISE! Your eyes aren't lying. Jaws was adapted into comics in 1975, and even if you're a hardcore Jaws fan, you might not have heard about it. Why? Because it happened in Japan. It was published b...

Beaches closed. No swimming. By order of Amity PD.

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What time is it? ArtValt update time! Today we got my comedy #GraphicNovel Grease Monkey! The super-rare #jaws #manga! New Armored Trooper #Votoms content! And best of all, the new chapter of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle! Find more than most humans can endure at timeldred.com RIGHT NOW!

Coming TOMORROW to ArtValt: the jig is up in chapter 6 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle! Catch up on 1-5 RIGHT NOW at timeldred.com and fly right into the next one April 1st!

Coming TOMORROW to ArtValt: the next chapter of Blue Knight Berserga, the first #Votoms spinoff from 1985! Read all previous chapters for free RIGHT NOW and see the new one April 1st at timeldred.com!

#anime #scifi

You KNOW that when the doors are closed, these troglodytes shout "WAAAAAR" as loud as possible and hop around the room until their oversized shoes fall off. Then the meeting starts.

Coming soon to ArtValt: what happens to you when you fly into a quantum space gate? You're about to find out in Chapter 6 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle! Read 1-5 at timeldred.com for free RIGHT NOW and tune in for new stuff April 1st!

Coming soon to ArtValt: in the latest installment of "Comics go to the Movies," we have something mighty big. Three tons on 'im. It's an extraordinarily rare find, and you'll get to see every page on April 1st at timeldred.com!

#jaws #comic #comics #manga

Correct. My work is big-screen.

(Hand raised)
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Coming soon to ArtValt: how does one break out of #comics publishing into a larger world? Find out how I did it with the Grease Monkey graphic novel (and read the whole thing) on April 1st at timeldred.com!

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Coming soon to ArtValt: close calls with the fuzz are just a reality of sneaking into space gates in Chapter 6 of my #scifi #webcomic, The Last Blue Eagle! Read 1-5 for free RIGHT NOW at timeldred.com and jump in for new stuff on April 1st!

Coming soon to ArtValt: see what happens to the "best laid plans" in Chapter 6 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle! Read chapters 1-5 (for free) RIGHT NOW at timeldred.com and fly into the new one on April 1st!