If old people and kids get to board first they should also have to deplane last. Also continuing to advocate for all flights being 18+.

Gotta go home for my dad's funeral this weekend and of course my last day of work before leaving is not only an 8 hour classroom training but also a mandatory evening area "fun" meeting 🫩

I guess my role in all of this will be biting my tongue 🙃

If I had known it would be the last time I would've never hung up...

Watching Anchorman for the first time in like a decade tonight

Why are old people so obsessed with a business being slow? They take it personally if workers have some downtime.

"Awfully slow in here where is everyone?" "You guys sleeping back there?" "Where's all the customers?"

Sorry grandpa, the rest of us have figured out how to use the internet.

Just scored PIT for Parcels in the caverns I am PUMPED

For a long time I wanted my DJ name to be DJ HaramBASS. More recently I was feeling the name House M.Dj. but I think I have finally settled on COKESNAKE

Going to a rave in a cave the next two nights plz wish me luck

I am officially of the age where people I went to HS with are getting the haircuts our parents had. Alexa, play "Dammit" by Blink 182.

Got fast food when I shouldn't and they fucked up my order so there's my sign from the universe, just wish it didn't come at the expense of my lunch today 😭

Love my job but I hate when places do that thing where they talk about how understaffed they've been and so glad to hire new people, then turn around and just disappear for parts of the day now they have coverage. Like I get it, you were overworked and deserve a break but maybe train us 1st lol

Very excited for my fantasy team even though I have no idea if it's any good 🔥🔥🔥

#mailday

Chuck Norris was a very important person to my youth. First, he provided endless jokes amongst me and my 12-14 year old friends. Then, he showed me why you should never get politics from a celebrity, they're probably an idiot. Anyways, thanks for the memories.

Upping the camping game this year, just got a used Blackstone camping griddle/grill and an aeropress. Bonnaroo will never be the same 🤣

I am pleased to announce that due to my recent weight loss and health insurance gain, I am coming out of skateboarding retirement

Old people will say kids these days are lazy and can't do anything and then give you the most helpless look when you say a phrase like "So just log in to your account"

I wasn't paying attention last time, did tickets drop for the sphere closer to the show dates? Going 2nd weekend, willing to be patient but also if I'm not gonna save much by waiting I'd rather nail down some tickets now so I can plan the rest of the weekend. CoT has been impossible so far.

Continuing to be grateful for my freedom from alcohol

Cash or Trade is cool and all but it's looking like I'm gonna have to go through Tickpick for the Sphere 😐😐😐

When I was 14 years old I downloaded Boogie Nights on my laptop, watched it for the first time, and immediately started it over and watched it again. PTA has been my guy for as long as Ive been seriously into movies. This is a great morning after so many near-misses.

Bruh enough with the fuckin popups on every website no I don't wanna save 10% so you can email me forever lemme just look at what I fuckin CLICKED ON DAMN

And definitely don't use speaker phone in public!!!!!!!

If you are going anywhere where you need to interact with someone at a counter (bank, store, mechanic, etc.) hang up ur fuckin phone!!!!!!!!!! Call the mfer back, you cannot talk to 2 people at one time!!!!

It has been a long time since I burst out laughing at an Onion headline 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Time clocks are fuckin bullshit man. What do you mean I was one minute late clocking in so now I have to stay an extra 15 to make up for it?

Crazy to me that some people would rather be miserable than make any sort of effort to change the source of their misery