Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

Despite heavy strikes, Iran still retains substantial military capability—about 40% of its attack drones, roughly 60% of its missile launchers, and potentially up to 70% of its missile stockpile.

Source: NYT

i HATE fake as science accounts. misleading the public smh

y’all can’t tell me this not the bride of chucky

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

happy birthday 🎉

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face . ALT: a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face .

Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures.

Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors

🫢 I was gagged

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

Anthropic Is Jacking Up the Price for Power Users Amid Complaints Its Model Is Getting Worse Heavy users could pay significantly more under a new usage-based pricing model.

So it begins.

We won't have to wait long until executives come knocking on the doors of engineers asking "so... that Claude Code licence we gave you and forced you to use, going so far as to track your token use... how valuable is it REALLY?"

gizmodo.com/anthropic-is...

when i was always out and about, i felt i was gaying it up. now that i work a ton, im afraid im not gay enough

- bi chronicles

if i didn’t have a soul, i’d invest in oil and gas futures and make a fortune. the futures are so far from reality. the price of oil will increase no matter what happens at this moment. that entire market is being driven by delusion

at the moment, ai can only do what a human has already done

i live for your okta post 💀

✨NASA: "Jesse, Steve, Laddy, and Vlad….such an incredible feeling to welcome you aboard Integrity after a nearly 700,000 mile journey. Forever thankful for your service to our crew and the nation." @astro_reid

Trump TS post featuring an illustration of himself as a Christian faith healer

I’m not sure it has broken through to the general public that the president is a megalomaniac crazy person. Hopefully posts like this help.

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Another shout out to Victor Glover as Artemis II's pilot. While coming back in for their re-entry, NASA mentioned repeatedly how clean and perfect their trajectory was.

i really grew up during the time of twitter when you literally just talked to everybody and clout chasing was localized instead of across huge demographics

Did ya happen to notice that, while *attempting to* distance herself from Epstein and Maxwell, Melania did nothing of the sort for Trump?

every guy with a dick big enough to be visible under clothing is freeballing in gray sweatpants knowing you can see it…

my favorite phrases

whole time
mind you
don’t piss me off
ho is you coo?
who’s white baby is this?

i’m ready to get bsck to the jokes. like we have lost the plot

you finna attract a lot of planktons 🤭

salmon cakes slap almost as hard as crab cakes with the benefit of it being much more budget friendly

oh so “freeball friday” isn’t acceptable activities in the workplace anymore. what has america come to

no shade to her but the whole thing felt like a studio frankenstein type shit. no soul

which rich old white gay bankrolled tate mcrae and tried to force it on the queers 🤔

when i talk to people i make direct eye contact to let the person know i’m locked in. either the other person locks in too or i can tell they’re keeping things shallow