Illustration of a clearing in a dark forest with pools of water on the ground among the trees and vegetation. In the water is a reflection of a cityscape with skyscrapers in vibrant orange and yellow with a bright blue sky, contrasting with the murky blue-green colours of the woods. In the far distance an early sunrise can be made out through the trees.

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.

My shortlisted entry for the Cheltenham Illustration awards. Inspired by the changing landscape, childhood (and adulthood) fantasy, reflections, exploration of strange places...
#art #illustration

Now that I can eat raw tomatoes again, I'm extremely excited to experience heirloom tomato summer after nearly 10 years away 😭

I miss when seasons of TV shows were 24 episodes long

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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I've got jibaritos on my mind

The best event my building hosts is biannual e-recycling. It used to be once-a-year but it proved to be so popular that they do it every six months.

Any time a movie licenses Maria Callas' "O mio babbino caro," I know I'm about to be locked the fuck in

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

The condition of my skin very much informs how much I like a place.

In Japan? Near flawless for almost two months straight.

Eight days in London? Fucking garbage, breaking out nonstop, dull, haggard.

Chicago? Very mixed.

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans.

After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company.

Now, the states have won.

Otherwise everyone else ate theirs with a knife and fork but started from the crust and worked their way in and I felt insane cutting mine into triangles and then eating it like, idk, pizza!!!

I got the Provola e Pepe pizza and it was phenomenal. Definitely worth all the accolades.

I was horrified by the way British people eat their pizza though! One person ripped it apart and then rolled it like a taquito before dipping it in their plate full of ... Vinegar? Oil?

The one they served had a nori butter if that may narrow it down?

Underworld | Boiler Room: London YouTube video by Boiler Room

RIDE THE TRAIN
youtu.be/rAOHJqJMYDA?...

The one benefit to my flight being cancelled and moving hotels is that I can potentially go to the pizza place with the world's best pizza chef heading it for dinner tonight

TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File.

Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

Still thinking about the roasted cabbage dish I had at NOPI last night that was so delicious I wanted to cry

Scoop: House Democrats introduce 5 articles of impeachment targeting Pete Hegseth The articles accuse Hegseth of abuse of power, war crimes and other serious wrongdoing.

"House Democrats will introduce five articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday accusing him of abuse of power, war crimes and other serious wrongdoing."

www.axios.com/2026/04/15/i...

The bartenders serving me at dinner tonight were delighted that I ordered two desserts 😂

I told one of them at the beginning of the meal that I was going to do so!

"Two desserts! You've got a sweet tooth, huh? That's great, you're treating yourself tonight."

I sure as fuck am 💅🏽

Over and over again the research points to Gen X being politically reactionary. Perhaps folks should look into this more.

I ate too much pizza and now my tummy hurts

Peter Magyar confirmed that Szijjarto, Orbán's FM, has barricaded himself with some of his closest colleagues and is shredding documents related to the sanctions on Russia any other evidence of treason.

Ordering a pizza and side salad to my hotel as praxis

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them

Oh my god!!!!!!!

I'm gonna miss the feeling of the subway rumbling underground from my hotel room.

It's like sleeping on top of an ASMR washing machine.