Someone just learned about screens and now it’s keep off my keyboard, cat ❤️

More like Alan DOUCHE-awitz... amirite?

A post claiming that America's failure to fulfill the Budapest agreement created a mic drop for the Iranian negotiations.

I'm deleting this post, I think it made a good point but the concerns about AI are important.

Asian-inspired chicken patty “tonkatsu” salad with turnip greens, cabbage, onion, and peppers in a spicy sesame/soy/malt vinegar dressing with a pickled egg. Thanks for looking! 😎👍
#SimpletonsKitchen #CheapAndEasy #OohItsTsoGood

you know what? i'm a shill. you got me! i love star wars fo much that i find it really difficult to dislike anything, even if i might have some issues. i actively look for things to enjoy in every story, and that makes my experience as a fan a lot less miserable than yours

Setting the bar low is not the high ground you think it is, Anakin 🙄

a cartoon of homer simpson driving a car with the hashtag trendizisst above him ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson driving a car with the hashtag trendizisst above him

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate! ✌️😎💨

(as if I have to say that like you're all a bunch of incorrible drunks)

Cookies 'n Cream flavor ice cream is a lie. There are no cookies anywhere near it. It's basically just the rejects from the ice cream sandwich factory

Draft dodger thinks he deserves the highest military honor
How do Veterans feel about this?

You’re the fucking criminals, dipshit

“Somebody shorted the oil markets today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement that everything was going to be great. And if you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that’s happened at least 3x… a pattern.”

The most corrupt regime ever.

Last night, Russia killed a 16-year-old in Chernihiv. Rescuers found his body in the rubble. Four others were injured, local authorities reported.

A school, detached homes, an industrial facility, and a medical building were damaged or destroyed.

📷 National Police of Ukraine

a raccoon is wearing overalls and a vest and says " what " ALT: a raccoon is wearing overalls and a vest and says " what "

RFK Jr. does WHAT?!

Homer: Lisa, you and your stories...
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
Now let's go back to that building thingy where our beds and TV... is

#MeTVStarTrek

Probably one of my top 10s in the series but it aggravates the piss out of me every time 🤣🖖💫

Like the Eagles in LOTR 🤣😎👍

#MeTVStarTrek

I find it hard to believe that in the 24th century they don't have a Starfleet clause that lets them mutiny against a rogue commodore whose judgement is obviously flawed

#MeTVStarTrek

Man, starfleet trained up a bunch of spineless wussies

a man is eating potato chips with his hands and covering his face . ALT: a man is eating potato chips with his hands and covering his face .

#MeTVStarTrek

Ach! It's a giant BUGLE©

via @Talen_Lee: vincent price was a polyamorous bisexual anticolonialist who used hte last of his schlock b-movie money to fight for AIDS recognition in the 70s/80s while not suffering the disease himself

I can't wait to get my first Lumpy-signed dollars. I'm going to cross out his name, write ILLITERATE PEDOPHILE, then immediately spend them

Now that we’re embroiled in war with Iran, it’s time we check in on this again.

Name one thing Trump has done that was not beneficial to Putin.

I'll probably be back for #MeTVStarTrek but I can't really stand #MeTVSuperman or #MeTVLostInSpace so I usually end up crashing waiting for #VTTBOTS 🤣

No shit
You don't say
Get the fuck outta town

Those are phrases I'd use if this was actually a surprise to ANYONE paying attention

Powerball is going international in an effort to build larger jackpots that draw more players The lottery game that has made millionaires in the United States will expand this summer to include players in England, Scotland and other parts of the United Kingdom.

wdsu.com/article/powe...
Ah Crap…First We Kick the Immigrants Out and NOW We’re Chasing Their Money Back?!? We Really Live In Upside Down Times!