I think the Top 5 people who can read bitches to the GROUND are:

1. Black LGBTQ people
2. People who were bullied as kids
3. Girls who grew up with a REALLY mean mom
4. People who had the most Accelerated Reader points for their entire class
5. Every girl who had a Dooney & Burke purse in 5th grade

i literally get so overwhelmed trying to text multiple people at once

white people don’t get cold because they’re too busy being evil

the runner up favorite cousin is finally in town this year & now I have to share my grandma 🙄

after i see the snoopy float i’m turning that parade OFF

chad spent 4 whole minutes singing and dancing about how he don’t dance

preparin myself for all the advice i didnt ask for over the next few days

i will never recover

in the business of not giving a fuck

this is so real

maybe is lala land was about a black couple would’ve watched it but there’s something sinister about a white mans passion being jazz

hot girls have stomach problems 💖

BLACK QUEER STARTER PACK! I’LL ADD TO IT AS I GO! #blacksky #lesbiansky #queersky #blacklesbiansky go.bsky.app/EQcSzjN

peach, toad, or yoshi

The way everything cracks now is insane. Walking around sounding like a Rice Krispy treat.

a pretty smile… please 🤤

need new show recommendations so I don’t rewatch daria again

it’s perfect running weather

John Redcorn - SiR

I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.

prettiest girl 😍

wish i could watch parasite again for the first time 10/10 movie

I see no reason why I can't have everything I want:

i wanna start streaming

my stepdad is in charge of the mac n cheese this year so no I will not be posting my plate this year

What I WOULDNT give to hear Renaissance for the first time again… I still remember where I was when I hit play

if you live in ohio grow up

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