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Posts by emily tells flat jokes

She deserved so much, but she got Uncle Frank

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@soozuk.bsky.social @alexsteed.bsky.sociaL BRB gonna go spend the holidays writing a fanfic featuring Uncle Frank’s wife as the CFO of GlaxoSmithKline 😂😂😂😂 Y’all, that joke on the pod has me CRYING

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New York Times columnist David Brooks appears in latest Epstein photos Brooks, who dismissed Epstein scandal as ‘stupid story’, wrote column expressing lack of interest in developments

"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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A humanity that produced My Neighbor Totoro is a humanity worth saving.

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😂 Truth!

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To the folks who admit that AI is awful for anything creative but say that it’s a great productivity tool: I uploaded a very straightforward spreadsheet to ChatGPT and told it to extract some specific data, and it couldn’t even do that without making a bunch of errors.

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😂

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It makes me sad that even philanthropic entities have to keep up with the rhythms of capitalism to be sustained. It’s like, What if we STARTED with Giving Tuesday rather than tack it at the end of four days of shameless consumption?

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Oh, hello every single nonprofit I have ever donated to

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Getting on a call and immediately announcing that you have a hard stop at whatever time is such a baller move

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I feel like the act of making art is both the most isolating activity and the activity that grafts us most to the rest of humanity

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@alexsteed.bsky.social My childhood “crush” on Eddie Vedder consisted of me fantasizing that he was my adult older brother from a previous marriage of one of my parents and that he would stick up for me. So yea your thing about Jem being your aunt makes absolute and utter sense to me.

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Someone on Goodreads gave a collection of meditations based on the writings of Meister Eckhart one star because he says God too much

Goodbye I am done

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I was just listening to them this morning

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I hate AI so much. Like you don’t even know

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Hey Memphis pals, remember to take note of who aids and abets the NG during the occupation of our city. Remember that the best way to fight your fear is to organize and do something.

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Memphis’s state rep responds to impending occupation.

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“The bird” lololol

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I’m gonna need to make another anonymous social media account where I can say aloud all the inside thoughts, aren’t I

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My fave thing about the 90s is that the Crash Test Dummies had a hit song and no one batted an eye about it

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Who wants to be my Gen X comfort cousin?

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Siri how to have chill?

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Please have a perfect day ok?

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I got two this summer. They make me happy every single time I see them.

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I subscribed to it for years only to realize that everything I was watching on BritBox (and Criterion and Prime) was already available for free on Tubi.

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I miss everything

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It’s been a hard day so this evening I am having a couple drinks and listening to @yourewrongabout.bsky.social and goddamnit if Sarah Marshall isn’t the best person ever. She is the equivalent of your cool older cousin

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Duo Lingo just gave me a passage to translate that said Pittsburgh is the Venice of the United States

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I will be your friend!

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