okay the new acela trains are SO cunty

sabrina sounds so fucking good on like a prayer oh my god

my weekly request to the ether for a big chested mustached man with a mullet to ruin my life

travis if you see this just know i thought you should have won

also again as i always say this is a jasmine amy rogers stan account

one of the audience spellers at spelling bee was so hot i could not focus for the first fifteen minutes

and jasmine amy rogers who played bee

fork found in kitchen

who wants to get me a cute lil messenger bag that i have my eye on cause i deserve it :)

like mayhem requiem being the end of one of the best eras for pop music i am emotional about it

not to be too gay guy about lady gaga but i actively cried this morning because we are almost done with the mayhem era

i am watching nonstop videos of this space launch and landing SOBBING

had i been as hyperfixated as i am now about this moon mission while it was actually happening omg

im sorry sister this one GOT me

LMAO

no exactttlllyyyyy

high key the best to ever lip sync on that stage

that diva showing up “covered in blood” saying she was wronged in the challenge she tried to rig to have a weaker lip syncer against her…. sure girl !

hilary duff’s version of come clean i really am foaming at the mouth

i just think someone should give me a job with benefits cause i am really smart and cute and fun that’s all!

*** going "damn, this is what it feels like" after the vote i am actually crying truthfully the worst timeline

all im gonna say too is if a single man plays their shot in the dark and it lands this season production is going to HEAR it from me

and it’s ALWAYS the men who have this moral superiority about “honor” like grow the FUCK up it’s a game for A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!

honor and integrity is the death of this television show and this is the living proof

the disaster of those blood mood votes into this weeks vote out

i do need a hot guy with doubles d to ruin my life a little bit

how it feels to have a c**** on a m**

it just keeps looking worse and worse for batula my god

ciara in the preview of next week saying “how can you be a friend to someone you don’t see” confiding in batula about west having a new level of context after this entire situation my jaw is literally on the floor

like if you need me ill be laying in the grass in central park staring up a the sky for six hours