sometimes when i'm bored i like to sit at the edge of TV world and pretend i'm a housewife waiting for my lover to return from the war and that i'll see their silhouette crest atop the purple cliffs at any moment.
You're breaking my ❤️HEART-SHAPED OBJECT💕 here....
Well Tell Me At Least
// Best Friends That Get Along Really Really Well
[ leaning in and putting her hand up to whisper ] Dude be cool you know darkner food isnt real
GREAT!!! You'll have to tell us when your birthday is!
Someone get this 🐈COOL CAT😎 a pudding cup!
Her birthday where we make her a big dice shaped jello mold with whipped cream pips (pips are what the dots on a die are called)
This is why I fw you kris you always keep it real
Heh, "We Took Turns", amiright?? Does anyone else get that CLASSIC reference!?
AND TH'ATS [Bllood] [and Cramps] IN% [MyGuts] AND MY [Bllood] AND
AND MY [Bllood] IN [Your] [Guts]
AND& [Btw] I NEVER!!!! EVEN [[#&?@]] THE [Scrap Heap]!! EVER I WAS 2TOO BUSEY GETT1NG [...Mike]JOB IN HIS [Affordable Long-Term Office Space for Rent] WHILE HE WAS
[ In his office 20 years later thinking about it ]
do you think he meant it
Econony .....
9.5
10
nows not the time man
Is anyone else seeing this. Mike are you seeing this? Hello?
I need you to help me by doing this Hacktivity Sheet from the Cafe. They give it out to bouncy little pumpkins while they wait for their meal and also me cause I asked
How I’m moving with these gay little dice
[ Clothes fall to the ground with nothing beneath them leaving only a tv screen covered in static ]
It'll happen to you too one day.
⠀⠀🎊
Aren't you ... forgetting another green person ... ? *tries to not look hurt*
Ramb didn't believe me and wouldn't add the anti-ghost countermeasures to the games when I told him about it so I replaced his heart medication with sugar tablets for a week or two until he was too sickly to disobey me or snark back anymore
