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St. Patrick Died So We Can Drink Green Beer at 7:52 A.M. It’s a special month. Now let’s get into some spicy newsletter content!

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“Women are hilarious.” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social

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Also I am stupidly competitive and (previously) athletic, so it didn’t seem like a win at the time, but I’ve decided to look at it as such 💫

I didn’t last long (mostly bc there was fresh fruit to eat at the end), but it was still a win

I went surfing yesterday while having multiple sclerosis 🏆🏄🏼‍♀️

Katy bonding with a Great Kiskadee @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social

Tysm🙃!!

“Casablanca” Ending Updated By Region By Emily Menez and Katy Maiolatesi

@emenez2.bsky.social and I have a new piece in Slackjaw! medium.com/slackjaw/cas...

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Actor Don Johnson. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.

Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time

Skeleton if I’m feeling sleepovery

If I were an Olympic athlete I think I would pick luge bc you get to lie down

To Punxsutawney Phil: We Refuse to Believe Your Shadowy Ass That groundhog is a LIAR! Here’s hoping for a great month (please, oh god, please).

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Jolene, an angelic Shih Tzu, basks in the sun

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📸: @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social

I just had 15 implements in my mouth as the dentist and assistant were complaining about AI. Girls, I wanted to join the bitchfest!

New Year, New Newsletter, New Ways to Vibe Happy New Year, gorgeous bbs! I just wanted you to have a moment and pretend you’re here⬇️.

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If I was just like, “I was a soccer player in the movie ‘One Fine Day’” I feel like I could get away with it

Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...

"This was not extraordinary or cool in any capacity. There were no explosive sounds, and I had to constantly jab and stir this decrepit mass of white chocolate to release the marshmallows."

Holy shit what a great surprise!! Ty @tomellison123.bsky.social !!

I can’t help but think that if James Caan hadn’t sung “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” at just the right time in Elf, every one of those people would have been absolutely pancaked by Santa’s sleigh

Bonus Episode with Jennie Egerdie! YouTube video by Belladonna Comedy

It must be a holiday miracle because a bonus Editrix episode with @jennieegerdie.bsky.social is out now!! youtu.be/fNcR2khgbLg?...

Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...

And hot off the presses: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb by @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social

Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...

"I gingerly placed the Grinch’s head into my hot milk. And then, nothing. 'Thought it would be more bomby,' I uttered to no one. I had to poke it for half a minute before anything happened."

Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...

I’m so pumped to have my first solo piece in @mcsweeneys.net today!! It’s a New Food review and it’s a wild ride. Thank you to @lukevburns.bsky.social and everyone in his class for helping me make it so great. Read it here! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wil...

I don’t appreciate when it’s December 16 and an email will be like “Need a last-minute gift?” Last min for what, the SEVENTEENTH OF DECEMBER??!!

Hi, thx for asking! I don’t use hashtags, but it’s prob a case-by-case thing. Just knowing ppl use abbreviations not bc they’re lazy, but perhaps for a dif reason. I posted this mostly bc this trend is annoying the hell outta me 😇 (this is from Threads):

OMG TY Patrick!!!