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Posts by Jenn G

Close up image of an orb weaver spider with a white wall in the background

Close up image of an orb weaver spider with a white wall in the background

Spider watch 2025: I found a cross orb weaver near my front entryway this morning. Can my little friend stay safely or will the 50% of my household that thinks spiders are scary notice my free pest control friend and interfere? More importantly, will I remember to follow up?
#spiderwatch

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Black and white dog on couch with crocheted cat toy

Black and white dog on couch with crocheted cat toy

Black and white dog on couch with silly owner posing for a selfie

Black and white dog on couch with silly owner posing for a selfie

Me and my dog Keifer. @weratedogs.com I’m pretty sure he’s some sort of Shepard mixed with werewolf and good boy. Input?

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Maybe I’m confused but it seems like tariffs would be better at promoting the purchase of US made goods if we had the manufacturing infrastructure first.

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Offensive and I’m an atheist. After learning more about Pope Francis I truly have respect for the man. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: any Christian that supports Trump is a hypocrite.

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Mushrooms growing in moss with trees in the background

Mushrooms growing in moss with trees in the background

These were on top of a sign at Maricara Natural Area in Portland, OR

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Araneus diadematus spider, aka cross orb weaver, in a circular and well patterned web

Araneus diadematus spider, aka cross orb weaver, in a circular and well patterned web

Cross orb weaver spider on the side of a window. Window has a reflection of trees.

Cross orb weaver spider on the side of a window. Window has a reflection of trees.

Belly of a cross orb weaver spider

Belly of a cross orb weaver spider

Back of a cross orb weaver spider with a yard in the background

Back of a cross orb weaver spider with a yard in the background

We get a lot of spiders at my house. These are cross orb weavers, or Araneus diadematus. They’re totally harmless (unless you’re insect prey) and make beautiful webs. The colors can range from light tan to dark brown but all have a white cross shape on their back.

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I came here to be pedantic and say that’s not a ferret but you won me over with the rhyme! (Maybe possum toupee could be an alternative though? Doesn’t rhyme but flows well?)

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

An embryo or fetus is not a human being.
What about the ethical responsibility to the pregnant person that has less bodily autonomy than a corpse?
I’m blocking you. Don’t quote my writing without my permission again. This is your cease and desist order.

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No it’s not.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Or the best, depends entirely on your perspective.

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Goon’s Playlist 11/10 Playlist · Jenn Goldsmith · 24 items

And now I’m noticing there’s no link! Here we go!

open.spotify.com/playlist/5BK...

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Or in other words, over 90% of dog training is actually human training.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I saw a bumper sticker that said “Make Portland Normal” and idk, aren’t there enough bastions of normalcy in the US? Shouldn’t we strive to #KeepPortlandWeird?

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Black dog looking at the camera with alertness while laying on the mushroom themed mat on my kitchen floor.

Black dog looking at the camera with alertness while laying on the mushroom themed mat on my kitchen floor.

I feel like a large part of dog training is toddler proofing your home. #dogs

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Why am I not surprised?

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I’ve been pregnant twice and have two children. I’m adamantly pro-choice. Not my pregnancy, not my business. It’s not difficult.
I’m lucky and live in a state where abortion is very accessible. If that were to change I wonder how one would learn to provide camping services to those in need?

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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If we get it disguised in a burger box and serve while distraction occurs and a girl and dream right?
I say girl because I’m almost 50 going on 15….

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Give this playlist a listen: Goon’s Playlist 11/10
My teenager made me this playlist. I was so sad I was late to the Chappel Roan party that I decided I need my younglings to control the tunes more often.
Enjoy!

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a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his face and says " hmm " Alt: a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his face and says " hmm "
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a bunch of green dill on a white background ALT: a bunch of green dill on a white background

Maybe we should start an alt version called the Dilluminati.
Then again I did not get an invite so maybe I’m salty now.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

I need a laugh reaction for this.
Shazbot, I need a rofl reaction for this!

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Sharing this out

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I was a few courses away from a minor in Chemistry so despite the 5 page recipe it’s surprisingly easy.
I’ll make sure they have shoes and a jacket near the door. Then again with the velociraptor…I mean dog…we recently adopted keeping those things in the closet by the door makes sense.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Some of us deserved to know more about him tho.

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I remember when McD’s had salads so I could eat something that was mostly veg while my fam got their burgers, nuggets, and fries on.
Seriously if someone could make it easier to find food without added sugar that would do a lot. Not put a lawyer in charge of science based agencies.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Wow.

Umm,…yeah. Just wow.

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What to know about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Trump's pick for health secretary President-elect Donald Trump has picked a prominent vaccine skeptic to lead the nation’s sprawling public health apparatus. Robert F.

apnews.com/article/robe...
I was curious as to RFK’s background to see if he has any qualifications for his proposed position.
That sounds like a resounding no.

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Replace the first three games with crochet project and the last game with yarn and you described me!

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Same way crickets decide it’s time to chirp at 2 am. Then hide in the most inconvenient place.

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My teenager is dreading Thanksgiving because we have an annual smoke alarm event then.

At least the duck a l’orange I’m making should be worth it?

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