the only thing keeping me going this morning is the weekly tuesday bagel bar at 9🥲

my favorite book i read last year🙌🏻

thank youu!!!😍😍

happy birthday, birthday twin!!🎉❤️

it’s my birthday🎉 my cake was frosted this morning, now who wants to give me my 33 spankings??

#mcm

i love you!!❤️❤️

He was such a kind human. I only knew him for a while when we were in college, but had such a great time with him out n about at the bars❤️

dog sitting this 14 year old lady😍😍😍

i do love a good sandwich😋😏

the need to be bred today has me feral this morning🫠

#sundaycumday

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listen, i’m happy that you found meaning in that experience, but i woulda crashed that car so fast

also, hope your month gets easier, better months are bound to follow🫶🏻

i promise there’s room for puppy cuddles🥹

#humpday

me thinks my (caesar) salad will be tossed again tonight🥗

#sundaycumday

love when i catch a shiny penismon

dropped a bottle of vodka at the store… but got bred afterward. so i’d say it was a good day🤗

#fcf pt. 2

tsk tsk, smh

we may not be technically “snowed in” in seattle, but i’m 100% treating it like we are❄️🌨️

#fcf

and chupacabra, please🥹

well… that terrible incident gave us this pic, so i’d call that a win😍

aaaand that’s why we live in the pnw🤗😂

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i… think i had the same vision

in my senior year of high school i was out sick for a couple of days, missed the recruiters coming to the school. when i was back the next week, the recruiters came back and during lunch called out my name until they found me, only to hand me recruitment brochures😒 the us sucks donkey dick.

legs go up when the cock comes out😈

bred✅ busted a nut✅

a good #sundaycumday indeed

i know you sniffed your screen😏

#fcf

i have plenty to grab on to😏

#twt

i should be napping but there are too many things to do🥲

#mcm

love a fellow opossum-lover😍😍

truly😭

new hat

i really love opossums🥹