San Jose Sharks best team in the world

Just so everyone knows Jumbo Joe is a rockstar and emotional and the best player ever

He is such a fuckin rockstar

He Yell

"VEGGIE! VEGGIE! VEGGIE!" 🥕

milg (man i love goalies)

Friends, those "shark tracker" apps are cool, but they only track tagged sharks whose tags are broadcasting. Not seeing a tagged shark near you does not mean there is no shark near you.

If you've been in the ocean, there's likely been a shark not that far away, and it likely knew you were there.

3-2 is one hell of a drug

This game is also making me lose years but for different reasons

The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them

Never one to trust the sharks on a back to back but I CAN trust the flyers to blow it so here’s to hoping

Illustration of some prehistoric sea animals featured are elasmosaurus, coleacanth, dunkleosteus, and mosasaur

prehistoric sea animals

Wish the sharks would stop hanging their goalies out to dry

Nico Sturm is the only shark ever actually

Anyway my thoughts are they started sloppy but they’ve gotten it back together since

Any game the sharks are not getting wildly outshot is a good one

I know it’s like a little early to worry about a botched prospect development but I cannot help but worry about Will Smith and a botched prospect development because I do not trust this team as far as I can throw them

already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it

me trying to find my twitter mutuals on bluesky

he deserves the world.

I’m sorry I couldn’t find my snoopy

Being invested is hockey is dumb because why am I crying about the forced breakup of the two gay bruins goalies????

No matter what happens with the Bruins game tonight, we still won 🥹

oh my god wait i just saw marchment's face. why are the stars not going to war over this ??? it's a crime

Reminder that these remakes are happening solely because labeling a thing as "live action" that's like 90% cg animation avoids having to pay union animators, and instead can use cheap un-unionized VFX animators

Really just here so I can become the only and most popular expert on the San Jose Sharks on this platform /j