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Posts by John Pontoon, dissident rando

guitar “licks” are s”lick.”

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Nah, I’m deleting it. No point looking like a complete asshole forever.

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Oh duh, I’m totally wrong. I’ll leave this up to try (and fail) to teach me humility yet again.

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Fantastic, even.

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Athletes: There IS anything they can’t do.

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Kamala’s best move would have been to say, “Thanks for the endorsement I guess, now fuck off.” Instead, spending the entire last campaign month touring with Liz gained her zero GOP votes and cost Democrat votes.

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It’s as if Donald Trump personally ending Liz Cheney’s political career isn’t part of the public record!

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I didn’t know that Martina Navratilova was an antitrans bigot. Disappointing and obviously hypocritical.

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On first scan, I saw the word “nun” in here. I don’t think anyone should read anything into that.

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J.E. Freeman as Eddie Dane in Miller’s Crossing

J.E. Freeman as Eddie Dane in Miller’s Crossing

Here’s a perfectly cast supporting actor

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a man and a woman are posing for a picture Alt: Rebecca Romijn as Mystique and Ian McEllen as Magneto

Also in superhero movies - a genre that seems to lend itself to great casting - these two were fantastic

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Jay T. - I mean, Jake The Dog

Jay T. - I mean, Jake The Dog

DiMaggio was also perfect as Jake The Dog in Adventure Time, alongside voice work legend Tom Kenney as the Ice King.

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a man in a black suit is standing in front of a group of people in red suits . Alt: Chadwick Boseman as T’Challa, the Black Panther

Runner-up, and this man was great in every role.

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nbd, everybody believes some things that are dumb and wrong.

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Get these crooked fuckers out of the decision seats of the US government by any possible means.

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it mews

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Four words for you, pal: money if Sparky fuck. Trust me, baby, I’m a marketing wiz!

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Frankly they should enact FULLY OPEN BORDERS, fuck anyone who wants anything other than this! The reputational damage the USA has suffered from its illegal detention and mass torture of random immigrants may be impossible to recover from, but refusing to touch any immigrant should be priority one.

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oh, word?

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Like they won't allow Kathryn Bigelow to keep making better movies than him?

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did he broker his first power yet?

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Now if they invent the “FATALITY!” graphic, they’ll be rolling in it.

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I gave that a think and concluded that he did it to ingratiate himself with the likely merger “winners.” I’m imputing reasoning skills here that he may not have, though. Either way he’s an asshole.

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For the serious business stoner.

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don't panic but it's fart. #bewarethesheshed

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people should say “Thank Satan it’s Monday.”

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Good piece. I think the harm to the Hollywood entertainment industry isn’t discussed enough. The movies have been yet another source of the USA’s soft power - the dreams of our people becoming the dreams of the whole world. Dismantling the industry would be another nail in our grave.

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as the founders intended

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this idiot actually wants to remind people the used to be a deal in place that he threw away?

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