„Wenn man nach der statistischen Anzahl geht, besser keine Beziehung mit einem Mann eingehen. Da ist das Risiko erheblich höher, Opfer von psychischer oder physischer Gewalt zu werden.“

Dirk Peglow, BDK

we all know I have no life, so:

The council has decided. You are very inspiring. :o

Will übrigens mal loswerden wie gut ich es finde dass Tomodachi Life, in einer Zeit in der wir von lebensechten AI Voices überflutet werden, weiterhin bei seinem crappy Text-to-Speech blieb

Mas vai lá, confia em IA vai, pede pra ela organizar suas finanças

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

Hades II comic Melinoë (she looks very cool and powerful) Melinoë when Selene calls her “little star” (she is a cute baby star being held by Selene)

Hades II comic Hecate incanting at cauldron: "O depths of darkness and moonlight that mends" Melinoe incanting at same cauldron: "make me some treats for my animal friends!" Melinoe happily feeding all her familiars treats while Hecate stares in the background

hades 2 on ps5/xbox yay
reposting some comics 🌟

Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.

Countdown Standard

xkcd.com/3232/

Ich hab gerade erfahren, dass Wachsmaler (so lange sie nicht wasservermalbar sind) als Dokukentenechte Schreibmedien gelten.

Ich weiß jetzt, wie ich irgendwann in der Zukunft Dokumente unterschreiben werde, sobald ich eine wichtige Authoritäre Rolle inne habe

Being a member of the Church of Seiros

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotdakota/813597613020643328?source=share

Hans Zimmer is possibly my favourite composer of all time. I think it's important that we sep-

Nah. No. Fuck 'im.

Trans rights are human rights.

New rule: never trust how you feel about your lifw past 9pm

This shitpost has proven to be the greatest piece of wisdom written in the 21st century

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague street. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague park. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair. A woman is walking by on the right, oblivious.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a branching path in a Prague park. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague street. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

I've been doing some research into locations in Prague using Google Maps, and either the guy who was tasked to take the photos got the camera position wrong, or there's a small hairy ghost haunting large swathes of the city.

I wish Fire Emblem would give the player tough moral choices again

vtubers are just muppets, when you think about it

honestly, everyone should play unicorn overlord

Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

smth i wrote on tumblr

Diese Tatsache stimmt vollkommen und absolut.

"As Orion spends its first day boosting itself to a high-Earth orbit in preparation for its lunar jaunt, it's already farther from the planet than any crewed spacecraft in 54 years. That means its toilet is the most distant toilet in the history of humankind."