What a dick. That's a fantastic tattoo.

I never thought of it like that.

It's an addiction

Kids don't need to be familiar with a franchise to recognize that a dropping anvil is funny.

The British have pies made of fingers? I'm GLAD we broke up with them.

Too wordy. "Be best."

I'll talk about it. I dare those motherfuckers to come looking for me.

And don't be disheartened. The AfD is currently at 26%, but I think the other 74% would rather cut off their arm than vote for them.

Also, those young men are weak and pasty. I guarantee I could take three of them at a time.

Natural Born Diva

Establishment Dems have been portraying her as an attention-hungry dilettante for years now. They're going to pick another moderate, and their voters are going to see the moderate as the "safe" candidate. I worry that they will destroy her if she runs.

That's sweet.

Sorry... plaque.

The good news is that I'm no longer shocked by how dumb he is.

It's like a participation trophy, except they're giving it to themselves.

I wonder if people in Israel ever talk about their culture's "judeo-christian tradition."

Same way Goku does it.

Exactly. We had that brief window around 20 years ago when it looked like most Americans had accepted that LGBTQ people didn't want to hunt their children, and it was glorious.

Days like this are when I marvel at our luck having sound recordings, being one of the first things that we figured out how to make electronically. Just remarkable.

What if I REALLY REALLY wanna be a historian?

I have an old friend who is a die hard capitalist and conservative. I remember years ago when I told him that for profit prisons exist and his immediate reaction was, "that's a terrible idea. You're giving people an incentive to incarcerate people."

“fuck it, the numbnuts like Dan Brown, they won’t notice.”

brutal

And that's not even counting all of the Muslims who were killed by other countries on behalf of Israel.

Been too long since I saw something like this. They're just having so much fun and I love it.

I follow a very interesting Bible scholar, and he loves pointing out to people that the Bible at no point claims to be the word of God.

The Bible is a pretty wild book, but the idea that it's anything but a compendium of stories and rules would seem strange to any of the authors.

Jill Stein?

Just kidding!!!

They can be fixed.

Mark Knopfler
Prince
St. Vincent

Any job done well is worth being proud of.

Only if you're the one doing my hair.

a brown bear is standing on a dirt path in the woods ALT: a brown bear is standing on a dirt path in the woods

Gail came out of the womb fully able to walk and forage for nuts and berries.

After all their complaining about coastal elites, they want to attack working-class cred.