Excited to get that blue check

🧵🧵🧵🧵 Goose is late stage Capitalism if it was a band

4/? Lockheed Martin, Boeing, and Raytheon all entered the space of public trading in the same year

Ted Cruz 3/?

JFK

My thoughts on how the US government and the government of Israel have betrayed the trust of their citizens and the world, a 🧵

I remember my second thunderstorm

a cartoon moon with a face on it in space ALT: a cartoon moon with a face on it in space

Maybe you will start skeeting interesting things afterwards

Stanton Moore is the least funky thing about New Orleans and it’s not even close

Epic

Bob Weir, a thread

1/?

Of the Ohio Diskins

Who are you

All goose fans are in last place

I can’t wait to buy some summer tour tickets to trade for sphere 300s

The joke is that Trey had no new ideas and phish died after Mexico 2022

It’s not

No

Personally I had the time of my life. My only regret is that they didn’t play tweezer every day and there were too many people there under 45. The whole thing was paid for be the Tipjar so I can’t complain

Phish fans are the worst people

#stats
#tipjar

And Rick’s balls are in your mouth?

Did someone say crack?? 👀👀👀

I’m happy to announce that I’ll be taking your tips to Phish Mexico this year for #stas hope to see some of you at the under the bridge party on Saturday

The waterwheel foundation is a joke. Give me your money instead. F them kids

Weekapaug Groove is a nation jambarrassment and phish should honestly just give up. Not hall of fame worthy. Just sad

In this economy

I have pooped more this year than any year of my life.

#geekery
#shitjar

Excited to get that blue check

People don’t even die at phish shows anymore, it’s embarrassing

That song deserves no respect.