Imagine being a football fan and picking Arsenal ahead of Bayern-Madrid.

Lolian Wirtz more like

£125m lol

lol

£450m spent in the summer to challenge Europe’s elite better and…

… they’ve managed 0 goals over 2 legs.

If it was United….

😅😅

#LIVPSG

Lovely stuff.

Ta PSG.

Why is he such a cock?

£450m to play 5 at the back, have 27% possession and 0 shots on target.

Media darlings Liverpool.

I cannot fathom how the organisers of Wireless festival were brainstorming about who should headline and they unanimously agreed it should be Kanye West.

Wireless festival - sponsored by absolutely fucking no-one.

Zhao Xintong annihilates John Higgins 10-1 in the semis then wallops Judd Trump 10-3 in the final of a big tournament.

He is a sensation with a great temperament to boot.

Best natural talent since Ronnie O’Sullivan imo.

#Snooker #TourChampionship

#Crucible16 #Snooker

You have lovely writing…

I watched “Something bad is going to happen” over the weekend.

Absolutely nothing happened.

To be fair, Scott Mills always seemed like an utter twat.

⭐ 𝗔 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗!

Ronnie O'Sullivan has created yet more snooker history, making the highest break in professional competition, ever, with a 16-red 153 total clearance in the opening frame of his World Open quarter-final match against Ryan Day.

Mind-blowing, an absolute genius!

#WeLoveSnooker

Marcus Rashford has now been benched for 13 out of 17 matches #Barcelona have played in 2026.

He’s started 4 games in nearly 3 months.

He’s absolutely loving it at Barca though, right?

#mufc #BARNEW

🚨GOAL🚨
Senegal 0-1 Morocco
o.g. 90+58 (days)

Anyone on here been to Seville on a break? (Not the United fans on an European away)

Soon they’ll realise.

The narrative that Marcus Rashford is tearing it up in Spain for Barcelona and is really enjoying it is false.

He’s been benched for 12 out of 16 games for Barcelona in 2026.

He’s started 4 games in 3 months….

#mufc

Hannah Spencer MP.

Jamie Carragher trying reverse psychology saying Liverpool have no chance of top 5 this season.

Villa and Chelsea with hard run ins.. they’ll breeze 4th.

Sesko should always be starting ahead of Amad.

Bruno Fernandes is an assist machine, he can break KDB’s record.

#mufc

Isn’t it funny that our lineups have stopped getting leaked and now Chelsea’s have started?

Viva Garnacho.

Can the FA/UEFA open up an emergency transfer window so Pep can spend another £150m trying to salvage City’s season?

Bodo/Glimt are winning the CL and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

That is absolute filth from Valverde.

Oh btw, I get 25% off at Pizza Hut.

Genuinely feel for him. 15 mins on debut….any keeper can make an error. Tudor has destroyed him.

What time will Igor Tudor be sacked tonight then?

Florian Wirtz cost £125m, and he can’t do it against Galatasaray in the CL.

Not a United player though so zero press coverage about him flopping.

Anyone know if the Joey Barton podcast will be on this week?

🌝