Funny how everyone jumps on bsky every time twitter goes to shit which is quite often these days

the Jonah Hill stuff recently is a good reminder of why it is important to date a man whose head turns into a cartoon wolf and steam shoots out of his ears when you wear a hot little outfit

it is dog shit

NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY

i’m not like the rest of you. i didn’t come here for a week and then stop posting. i came here for like six weeks and then stopped posting

Shit everyone’s on bsky again woo

What a week

What do you mean your bluesky wife isn’t the same person as your twitter wife

week 1: wow this place is wholesome
week 2: it’s wholesome here
week 3: sure is wholesome
week 4: in this hellthread caligula will be bested

I’m told that Drake has a secret account on bluesky

ngl 5 likes on here feels like 100000

Just got offered to write the new Shooter sequel. It’s going to be about Mark Wahlberg travelling back in time to stop the Iran-Contra affair

People I’ve never even interacted with are asking for bluesky invite codes on twitter

Googling “Dune best quotes” for my email signature at work

This is what it’s all about, internet blood sport

If MMA/Sports twitter moves to bsky it’s basically all over for bird app imo, but I don’t see that happening soon

me complaining about bluesky in the morning

Karl.Marx.bsky.social

Wish this guy was back on twt

Would be good to know if any of your moots are following when viewing other accounts instead of searching follower list

No views on posts is bliss

It’s liberating posting on bsky and not worrying that 800 people saw your post and didn’t engage

You come to me on Good Pussy Monday and ask me to kill this man I’ve never even met ?!

There is currently an egirl shortage

You’ve reached the voicemail of Jack Dorsey: I’m currently on a diarrhea meditation retreat in Indonesia. Have a namaste day.

I have my agent working around the clock today to workout the typology of posts on bluesky to ensure they differentiate from my twitter account

Didn’t see that 😅thank you!

When you find out that one of your twitter buddies can’t get a sky invite.

No dark mode? What the hell Dorsey