I threw my clock at the wall and it shattered everywhere into a thousand bits and pieces. But hey, you know what they say, a broken clock is right twice at day

If something is critical to the plot of the film you are making you should put it in the film you are making, no?

The only thing I have in common with Clavicular is that we both want to hit him in the face with a hammer.

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

A version of Les Mis where they didn’t steal bread because they were shown a graph proving they’re not starving

Band from the bathroom

R.B.M.

What if a lamp/fish/robot/toy had feelings?
Disney: Awww

What if two girls ha-
Disney: Not relatable

But like a stern Victorian parent, these guys think that cruelty is therefore a virtue in itself. If you're unpopular, you must be doing something right, and by god they'll thank you for it when they're older. Right? Right...?

Anyone discovering a conscience only when the polls dip below -20 aren't discovering a conscience: they're scrambling for new branding.

Remember when there was a time when knowing things was pleasant? When it was something for which one would strive?
I miss that time.
I'm no longer enjoying knowing things.

hey could someone just real quick snap my brain stem and pull my spine out leaving the rest of my body intact to collapse into a pulsating mass like a tent of living flesh whose supports were removed

Your daily affirmation:
I’m allowed to be happy. I’m allowed to look like a frazzled Muppet. I’m allowed to build a fort out of books and hide inside for a day or a lifetime.

Actually the legal system should let you change your name and gender marker whenever you want on demand and recognize both polyamorous and asexual relationships with the same legal protections as monogamous marriages but we're not ready for that conversation.

A 2014 close-up, chest-up portrait of Marthe Gautier as an older woman with short silver hair. She is smiling slightly and looking off-camera to the left. She wears a black top, a large white pearl necklace, and a Legion of Honor medal pinned to her left chest. The medal features a red ribbon above a white five-pointed star with a green laurel wreath. She is one of the 72 women's names to be added to the Eiffel Tower. #WDSD #WomenInScience #WomensHistoryMonth

Celebrating Dr. Marthe Gautier on World Down Syndrome Day.

In May 1958, she discovered the extra 47th chromosome. Jérôme Lejeune took her slides, claimed the discovery as his own & robbed her of credit for 50 years. Today, we recognize the true pioneer of #Trisomy21.

#WomenInSTEM #MatildaEffect

All caps white text centered on black background. Text reads "A computer can never be held therefore a computer must never show longing"

I keep having to tell students that the true "product" on a homework, essay, or test is not the completed assignment, it's the brain that has gone through the thinking required to complete the assignment.

Oompa Loompa doompita dee
Stop doing high-skilled labor for free

The DUNC thing. Only now the title is: DUNC an idaho

alright I'm done now

This is what the Decipher Star Wars CCG designers understood.

I always think my body posture is totally normal and I'm coming across as completely casual, and I am also the most tallest, beautifulest and handsomest man in the world, until I see a picture of myself, which is the tragedy of my life

I'm giving away 10 free copies of my critically-ignored trick-taker CVLT! It's, like, really good though?

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If you think you need genAI to make your art, I think that’s sad and self-defeating and will lead to badly derivative art, but that’s not why I oppose it. GenAI was built unethically, is maintained exploitatively, often to enrich the worst people, and is environmentally disastrous. That’s why.

"so our company specializes in semantic search"
"what does /that/ mean?"
"exactly."

why don't they just

It's a ridiculous potential point of failure in global supply chains, which is why there is currently a problem, and one of several reasons why no one started a war with Iran all this time. The solution to the problem of the Strait of Hormuz being impassible is "don't attack Iran".

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

getting high and convincing myself that my tarot deck is conscious

It’s actually FEWER Misérables