strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news
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I thought that was Ditum
many thoughts about this one but principally how is Gaza not a Kronstadt moment for western Liberals?
This is absolute barbarism. The choice has never been clearer.
WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET TO BET 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
boooooooooooo
was researching that dressing gown and it's bespoke made, v annoying
my god he's beautiful
like honestly he kinda already is
Palkicular moggs Pagemaxxer Jack for his CLASSICTolstroid bookLook
cloglegger
if you're still not sure, here's what I can do I can throw in this river - fully-filled, no need to cry into it at all - anyone ever shouts at you 'go cry me a river' - you can just say: wait up! I'm good! I already have this river.
so...
you gotta cross this bridge. and it's not a rental-
like I said it is a great place, really swell, 5* strong recommend, and best off entirely free to enter, but there's one teeny snag
Labour (+3) 😍🌹
otherwise we just can't get there
and I can take you there - but there's just one slight issue - there's only way in...
freed from the malign influence of his evil vizier the British public can finally see the true Keir Starmer! 🌹😍
ah cool, that's actually a really nice place, really nice - weirdly, I know the way - and you know, it's maybe better I think even than you think it is, I mean it's really bright, bright and lovely - but, how badly do you want to get there?
is there anywhere you'd like to go?
Is that the George in Croydon or the Foxley Hatch in Purley? because if its the Hatch I need the wheelbarrow
🚨BREAKING - And with the resignation of Morgan McSweeney it's surely curtains for #SirKeir! Certainly #SirCabbage has effortlessly stepped up as the clear and assured frontrunner - surely it's all over for the beleagured PM? 🥬🌹 #BattlingCabbageCrustAhead
🚨 BREAKING Polymarket puts #SirCabbage a long way ahead of #SirKeir as we go into the weekend - I know which vegetable my money's on! #KarmaKarmaKarmaKabbage
🚨 DROWNING MAN LATEST! - it's been a Tough day for #SirKeir - but he's not the only one looking frayed - #SirCabbage is also beginning to look a little stressed, Battle has been well and truly joined!! 🥬🌹🥬🌹🥬 #TimeForBlair
🚨 DEATH MATCH LATEST - tough night for #SirKeir but #SirCabbage isn't looking too hot either! Who will prevail in the EPIC contest?!?
🚨 LIVE LEAK - FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Can #SirCabbage out last #SirKeir? - who will fall apart faster! #DeathMatch Follow along for live Updates!
