you didn't even try

I would like to speak to the CEO of podcasts. I’ve got something for him

plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself

Taking Mountain Dew IVs until my balls go radioactive

Terrible things will happen.

taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest

Bro you are such a Bitch (positive, affirming)

(haunted but composed, like Cronkite announcing Kennedy's assassination) the girls are fighting

I want that Boer obliterated

we may be witnessing something of a death knell for the nba's "only threes or layups" moneyball analytics bullshit. cleveland and boston seem to be the canaries in that coalmine

I can only take a shit fully naked on all fours backwards into the potty

Jaws theme but sad

Ugly lesbian mom on this flight decided to name her three little hellions “Aighsley, Rigby, and Sentry”

At this point I can only pretend to like getting owned to stay sane. jones beal and ishbia need to be tried at the hague

Ugly Lesbian watching at denver international airport

I want to suffer more! We traded our future for bradley fucking beal we deserve this!

Wish i had telepathy so I could channel lip smacking noises directly into the ears of people who chew with their mouths open in public places

Need to get higher than anyone has ever been and listen to come and get your love for 5 hours

Green Bay of Pigs

im gonna play connors head like the bongo drums

I love to spend money on goods and services! The more money I spend the better I feel!

I need a BBW and a slim 5 vito

You better stop taunting me RIGHT NOW!!! I’m friends with the owner of team 7 and he’ll put you in a combo video!!

ik y mouthbreathers are always smiling now that shit feels good as fuck

im mista he hate me

Fuck. Guess that Cleveland Show revival is never happening now.

If they kill the mom on squid game i will become a threat to national security

I know