i want to piss on someone

no matter what the media tells you, it is perfectly fine for two men to consensually enter into a pete/goofy style neighborplay relationship where you sabotage each other's barbecues as part of an elaborate scheme or annex the part of their living room that is technically within your property line

why is bro's sword like 20 ft long

For good or ill, Cleopatra (1970) is a film where things will not stop happening.

erica: i'm a cat and digital being!
other people: woah neat
me: i'm a demon
other people: wow what an edgelord

good riddance

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Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

lace details are so complicated but SO FUN i kinda wanna practice it more...

flat color comm for @miruary.bsky.social !! <3

if you're the 116th person they just shoot you

The story of our age is billionaire narcissist men who are widely known to be frauds or creeps within their industries but are allowed to destroy the world in plain sight because American media & business view rich confidently-speaking white men through an infinitely-forgiving lens of merit.

Scrolled by this poster and for a sec thought there was a Judas bowling movie.

The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.

felt like drawing ashe as a dark mage, but the 3 houses outfit isn't sexy at all. so awakening's outfit it is.

my limp bizkits tumblr post from 2017 is about to have "100,000 Notes" on tumblr. lets clap about it 👏 👏

curious how many of those are bots

Happy Baphomet Victory! with Steve-O at The Satanic Temple

it could be better IF I HAD MY FUCKING HAT

a japanese woman complimented my ouji coord which is probably the ultimate stamp of approval

can i speak spanish? no
but can i speak japanese? also no

The Satanic Temple Wins Historic Baphomet v 10 Commandments Monument Case in Arkansas In a 148 page ruling issued late 31 March 2026, Chief United States District Judge Kristine G.

The Satanic Temple Wins Historic Baphomet v 10 Commandments Monument Case in Arkansas
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"Thank goodness groups like the The Satanic Temple forced the issue. If they hadn’t, Arkansas would have gotten away with it because that’s part of the Christian Nationalism playbook: Violate the law to your liking, then dare everyone else to spend time and money fighting it."

10pm is the worst fucking time to get a student loan related email why do you even send it out that late at night fuck offfffff