Open letter to Facebook:
Just because I have watched Cars and Cars 2 in the last week does not mean I'm interested in seeing NASCAR news.
Thanks.

I have become so deeply invested in women's basketball at this point that watching men play is uncomfortable.

Okay, seems like I'm going to be moving more onto this app for socials. Here's some of my interests:
-women's sports
-cryptids
-tarot and astrology
-tattoo art
-gossip

I think a trip to a beach with lots of little shells and broken bits would cure me.

Tag yourself, I'm "Phoenix nirvana"

I support this

Nothing makes me ready for a second orgasm like a little gossip, as a treat.

Stop asking queer people to do emotional and mental labor of defining ourselves for you.

Currently wondering what I need to accomplish in the next five years to be considered for Alumnus of the Year at my alma mater which is extremely homophobic....

Remembering the first date I went on where the other person had lettuce in their teeth almost the whole time, and I didn't tell them.
I ghosted them cuz of it.

I feel like Croc Legend of the Gobbos was a fever dream.

This is why doves cry.

On the Lord's day

Can I still be hot even tho I'm not on the circle??

People in a mom fb group asking if their husband is gay cuz he likes his booty hole licked.
I shouldn't have woken up today.

Queer mountain community.
We have a big garden with tomatoes, peppers, carrots, potatoes, okra, and squash.
We raise goats, quail, and alpaca.
We rent out tiny houses on the property and lead excursions to generate income to support our arts and crafts.
Everybody cuddles.

Was this app named after that one Tumblr post?

Fu ckin g HELLLLLL is Ron Desanctity going to be president.
Shit

I guess this means I truly love being so cool, according to the transubstantiation math property or something.

Pumpkin decorated like a pig playing the drums surrounded by other decorated pumpkins.

I am him, and he is me. We are we.

I truly love being a lesbian.
Lesbians are so cool.

Pumpkin decorated like a pig playing the drums surrounded by other decorated pumpkins.

I am him, and he is me. We are we.

If we can draft for the military, why can't we draft for education?

Sorry, I can't go. I have to tune my Boomwhackers.

Lol imagine reading Gone With the Wind in 2023.

While those are good movies, I don't know if they have the same oompf.

What's Dreamworks doing? They made Shrek and Prince of Egypt and then just dipped

I like to leave Google Map reviews on bridges I cross whole driving like "Great bridge. Didn't collapse. Five stars."

It's been a while since I've made thirst trap content. Maybe I'll do some this weekend and it'll cure my lack of self confidence.

You're such a cutie!